“20 Hilarious Internet Memes That Will Make Your Day”
Watkins telephoned the doctor for an
appointment . The Nurse said she could schedule
him in two weeks.
“In two weeks I could be dead!” mooned
watkins.
“In that case,” answered the nurse, you can
cancel the appointment.”
“How was the hospital?”
“Great! The guy next to me had a fever 104
degrees, so they put him in a bed with a girl who
had the chills.”
“What is it Nurse?”
“Doctor, this is the thired operating table
you’ve ruined this month. Please don’t cut so
deep.”
Dr. Sunny rushed into the bedroom and said
to his wife, “Quick get me my bag!”
“What’s the matter?” Meena asked.
“Some fellow just phoned and said he
couldn’t live without me.”
“Wait a moment,” said the Meena. “I think
that call was for me.”
“I’m in love with you,” the hospital patient
told his nurse. I don’t want to get well.”
“You won’t,” said the nurse. The doctor saw
you kissing me, and he’s in love with me too.
“Doctor,” said the pretty model, “I have this
compulsion to go to bed with every man I meet.
Is there a name for what ever it is I’ve got?”
“Yes,” there is,” replied the medical man
as he picked her up and carried her over to the
couch. “It’s called good news!”
A young woman with a baby was shown
into the hospital clinic examination room. Doctor
examined the baby, and then asked the woman,
“Is he breast-fed or bottle fed?”
“Breast fed,” She answered.
“Strip down to you waist,” he ordered. She
did and he examined her. he fingered her breasts.
Then he squeezed and pulled them. Then he
sucked on each nipple. Suddenly, he remarked,
“No wonder this child is suffering from
malnutrition. You don’t have any milk.”
“That’s right,” she replied. “It’s my sister’s
child.”
“I had no idea,” said the M.D. “You
shouldn’t have come.”
“I didn’t till you started sucking on the
second one.”
What’s the difference between a
gynecologist and a genealogist?
A genealogist look up your family tree, and
a gynecologist looks up your family bush.
If Tarzan and Jane were Polish what would
Cheetah be? Their gifted child.
What was the first black test-tube baby
called? Janiter in a drum.
What’s black and white, black and white,
black and white and red?
A black and a pelican fighting over a carp.
How many gays does it take to change a
light bulb?
Ten! One to put in the bulb, and nine to say
fabulores.
How do you stop an elephant from
charging? Take away his credit cards.
“Sir, Your daughter is going to marry me.”
“It’s your own foult for hanging around here
so much.”