“A Collection of SMS Jokes That Will Make You Smile”
A bunch of chickens was in the yard when a
football flew over the fence and landed in their
midst. A rooster waddled over, studied, it then
said, I am not complaining, girls, but look at the
work, they’re turning out next door.
She: What do I give you for examining my
legs, Doc.?
Doctor: What do the other doctors usually
ask?
She: They usually ask for a date:
What do you mean, you got that black eye
Form a fire?
My wife caught me kissing an old flame.
I’m afraid I’ve just run over your cat; I’m a so
sorry,
Can I replace it?
That’s very good of you, but do you think you’ll
be able to catch nice?
Have you forgotten I’m a respectable woman?
Yes, and how long is it going to take you to forget
it?
He sat staring glumly into his beer. Whatever’s
wrong, asked his mate.
Aw, the wife’s got a bee in her bonnet; she’s
making me pay for sex now.
How much is she charging you? asked his
friend with some hesitation.
One hundred rupees a time, he replied.
You shouldn’t complain, responded his mate,
she’s charging the rest of us two hundred
rupees.
A college boy to a friend: Thursday night I
had a date with a smashing chorus girl.
No fooling?
What do you mean by no fooling? We went right
to the Main Event.
The difference between a mistress and a wife
is the difference between day and night.
ONCE, a scientist and a mathematician had a
quarrel. The scientist said. I can evaporative your
wife from you and then condense her in my love.
Mathematician: Only this much; I can divide
your wife from you and then multiply with her.