“A Giggle a Minute: SMS Jokes to Make Your Day”
TWO old codgers were chatting on a park
bench, said one of the other. “If they’d have had
electric blankets and sliced bread when I was a
lad, “I’d never have got married.”
When a woman can’t get the man she wants,
Heaven helps the man she gets.
A bachelor who had made it with many
hookers in his time finally got married. Right after
the honeymoon, he returned to work
at the office looking terribly depressed.
“What’s the matter, pal?” a friend asked.
He answered. “On the morning after our first
a night together, I got up, and from the force of habit I
left a two hundred rupees on the bedside table.”
“So what,” the friend said. “How can you say
that?” said the guy.
“She gave me fifty rupees back without even
waking up.”
SARIKA: Aren’t you rather hot doing all that
painting dressed up like that?
Kamal: Well, It says we’re on the paint box to
be sure to put on at least two coats.
By the time a man really does understand
woman, his wife won’t let him out of the house
in nights.
A teenage kid dashed out of a sex movie and
ran smack into the neighbourhood cop.
“WHAT’S the rust, Kid? The cop wanted to
know.
“Well, Sir,” said the young. “My mother said
I’d turn to stone if I ever watched a movie like
that. And you know something-part of me is
getting hard right now.”
I remember an old lady told me once that she
was advised by her doctor to watch a David
Dhawan films and gets relieved of her tension.
Bollywood director David Dhawan.
It was at a cocktail party that men stated,
“A woman’s hair is her greatest asset.”
“I disagree,” grumbled a second fellow. “It’s
her smile.”
“No, no. It’s her bustline,” insisted a third.
“Excuse me, You guys, but I’m leaking.” said
the sole female in the group. “before one of you
gets down to the truth.”