“Adventures of Funny Bill”
The reason today’s girls will do things their
mothers wouldn’t think of doing is that their
didn’t think of doing them.
“I don’t know what’s wrong with me,
doctor,” said the curvey callgirl.
“I feet tired, dragged out pooped. No pep.
No, get up and go. It is Vitamin deficiency, low
blood count, or what?”
The medico gave her a tip-to-toe
examination and their verdict: “Young lady,
there’s really nothing wrong with you. You’re
run down, that’s all. You’ve been working too
hard. I suggest you try staying out of bed for a
few days.
Men with money to burn have started many
a girl playing with fire.
If, as the scientists say, sex is such a driving
force, why is so much of it nowadays found
parked?
Advice to the exhausted: When wine,
women and songs become too much for you to give
up singing.
When Sunny, the rising young insurance
executive appeared at his friend Vinay’s home
in the early morning hours, asking to be put up
for the night, Vinay was concerned by his friend’s
hollow-eyed appearance.
“What happened, Sunny? You and your
wife have a fight?”
“Yeah. When I got home tonight, I was really
between and tired as hell. So when she asked me for
fifty hundred rupees for a new dress…”
“Yeah?”
“Well,” Sunny went on sheepishly, “I guess
I must have been half asleep or something,
because I said, All right, but let’s finish this
dictation first.”
In the traditional ocean liner interview, the
the reporter said to dh glamorous movie queen, “I
understand many European courted you
noblemen during your four weeks abroad.”
“That’s right, honey,” she replied, linking
her skirt still higher and smiling into the Hashing
cameras.“I managed to make every second
count.”
We knew a girl who hated losing her heart
to a man but who loves having him search for
it.