Arab Interviewed at US Immigration:
Q: Name pl?
A: Abdul Aziz.
Q: Sex?
A: 14 times a week.
Q: I mean, Male or Female?
A: It doesn‘t matter. Sometimes even with camel.
A breast says to another breast: Sara lafda niche wali
gali mein hota hai aur pakde hum dono jate hain!
A well-built Sardar is on d balcony without shirt.
A pasing frnd: Wah sardarji kya chest hai.
Sardar : Oye yeh to kuch nai, andar jakar apni
bhabhi ki dekh.
A Pathan was pissing near a car. A foreigner said 2
him, “Apke yahan Police nai pakarti?’’
He replied, “Nahin hamari Police bekar hai khud hee
pakarna parta hai.”
What‘s the common between BURNT TOAST and a
PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND?
In both cases u wish—Kaash 2 second pahle nikaal
liya hotha.
Uf, Dabao na, Zara zor se.
Aisa karo, Apni shirt nikalo, Pant bhi nikal do,
meri nighty bhi…
Ab zor se…tight hai…
Aur zor se…Ooh..
ho gaya suitcase bund.
I think it is time to tell you what
people are saying behind
your back…!
Nice Ass U got Sex Appeal…U got Class…
U got Moves…U got d Face, d Body….shit…
I got the wrong number…SORRY.
Ek din masterji bina zip lagaye class mein pahunche,
sab bachche hasne lage. Masterji bole, ’’Chup raho
nahin to bahar nikalkar khada kar doonga.”
Nowadays, people are so poor that when burglars
break into houses, all they get is practice.
There is a nerve which connects ur ass hole 2 ur eyes
called anal optic nerve. Don ‘t beliv? Pull a hair from
ur ass hole & see tears coming from ur eyes.
He decided to tell his girl friend about his small
penis. In the dark he gave in her hand & waited for
her reaction: “No thanks, I don`t smoke.’’
Which part of the female anatomy has hair all
around it is little wet inside and drops water when
excited??
… Its the eyes..But I like the way u think.
Girl: Ouch its 2 tight.
Boy: Don’t worry luv, v‘ll do it slowly.
G: Push it in.
B: Aah, I can‘t.
G: It‘s painful.
B: Forget it, lets get a new wedding ring.
Father to Daughter: Tell me the name of the bastard
who made you pregnant.
Daughter: Dad if you eat fifteen bananas, can u say
which one made you fat?
Kuch log thori der karte hain aur Kuch log sari raat
karte hain…tab jaakar hota hai…unka…mobile charge.
Mercedes Benz: A mechanical device that increases
sexual arousal in women.
Whenever you feel low, depressed or useless…Take
hope! Cheer up! Remember that you are the same
SPERM that once won a battle against a million others!
You can always tell a mother on the brink; She shoots
her husband with a bow and arrow so she won’t wake
the kids.
Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana
plantation?
A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the
condom factory.
How to impress a woman: Kiss her, hug her,
compliment her, love her, tease her,
protect her, listen to
her, support her.
How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.
Any woman that thinks the way to a man’s heart is
through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
Teacher: Please spell the work Mississippi.
Bunty : M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-I.
Teacher : Where’s the P-P?
Bunty : Running down my leg.
I once had One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till I
had an Erikson, sucked me till my face went Orange,
till I busted my Semen all over her Nokias!
