Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja
kharab karte ho, bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahin dusron ka bheja hua
bhejte ho!!
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja
ki bheje mein bheja hi nahin bheja. Yeh mujhe kisi ne
bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!
Sochta tha har mor per aapka intezar karenge..
per, per, per, per kambakht sadak hi sidhi nikli.
A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True
friends stay together and never say good bye.
True friends are like Diamonds…
they are real and rare.
False friends are like leaves…
they are scattered everywhere.
REMEMBER:
if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz
F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever,
& promise me that we FUCK till eternity!
FRIENDSHIP is like a tree… It is not MEASURED on
how TALL…it could be, but is on how DEEP the
ROOTS HAVE GROWN…
Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is
hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends
like you, life is impossible!
A good friend is like a computer; me ‘enter’ ur life,
‘save’ u in my heart, ‘format’ ur problems, ‘shift’ u 2
opportunities & never ‘delete’ u from my memory!
In this WORLD, where everything seems
UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You’ll
always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond
TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was
choice, but falling in love with you was completely
out of my control.
I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as
the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends
nv split N even if they do they will meet again.
A girl asked, ‘‘Why cow seems depressed when being
milked?’’
Teacher told, ‘‘If every morning they rub yours 4 30
minutes and don’t f**k u, u will feel the same.’’
CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION: As of May 2005 Viagra
will only be available through chemists by its chemical
name. So please ask for MY COXAFLOPPIN.
Thank you.
Penis & Balls arguing. Balls: Hey, U r very unfair!
Everytime u go in u never bring us along, only u enjoy!
Penis: Eh, U think its fun? I always keep vomiting!
Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u
on my naked body. I had to go to bed without you….
Where are u stupid pyjamas…..!
Feeling stoned? Feeling high?
Fuck a duck and try to fly.
A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss
without a tongue.
The ship that will never sink is my friendship with
you.
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest
feeling, but I realised dat loving a friend is even
better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true
friends.
A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand
and touches your heart.
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a
shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N
the handle came off. I’m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are
meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter.
So, I will treasure the friendship between us.
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy
jogging naked. I said to the guy, ‘‘Hey buddy, why
are you doing that?’’
He said, ‘‘Because you came home early.’’
The times we shared is like shooting star… the time is
short but really beautiful moments…. Forever
engraved in our hearts…. Friends forever~!!!
