“Comedic Chats: Enjoy Modern SMS Jokes and Share the Laughter”
Don’t u ever wonder
y people txt u but hv
nothing imp to say!
It’s 4 the simple reason…
u r such a nice person
2 think of, like the way I’m thinking of u now.
Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the
bottom of his heart for this may mean that there is
still enough space for another girl on top.
A celebrity is someone who works hard to become
famous, then wears dark glasses to avoid being
recognized.
Time might lead me to now here; Fate might break me
apart; I’ll always be thankful that once, along my life’s
journey I found a friend like U…
You must have told someone else.
BIG BOOK OF MODERN SMS—7
113
Patthar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti, Dimag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Humse dosti, rat-berat SMS ka khatra!!
Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai, msg box bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki SMS factory mein hadtal hai, yaar kuch to
bhejo, yeh meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai!
Ajnabi galiyon se hum guzra nahin karte, Dard-e-dil
liya aur diya nahin karte, yeh dosti ka rishta sirf tum
se hai, warna itne SMS kise ko kiya nahin karte…
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. agar woh so
rahi ho to shor mat machana, jab woh jage to dheere se
MUSKARANA, phir kahna KUNJUS sms karo!
ALLAH ke naam pe, MAULA ke naam pe,
Teri biwi bachon ke naam pe, Koi mere is SMS
padhne wale dost ko paisa de de, yeh
mujhe SMS nahin karta !
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath
and blood. I can’t stay for a second without u, if u r not
there I’m dead. Oye hello! I’m talking about OXYGEN.
Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum
mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghanta se baitha hun. Tanik
idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo, Aur ekad msgwa bhijwai
do..Tohar Dost..
114 Humne jab kabhi khushi mahsoos ki, Har kadam pe
aapki kami mahsoos ki, Door rahkar bhi aapki dosti
kam na hui, yeh baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki.
Kal ho na ho..aaj to hai…
Aaj ho na ho..yeh pal to hai..
Yeh pal ho na ho..hum to hain…
Hum hon na hon..humari dosti to hai…
Promise me v r true friends. I’m lamp u r lite, I’m
coke u r sprite, I’m sawan u r baadal, I’m normal u r
pagal. ha ha ha !!!
Yeh dil pyar ke qabil nahin raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil
nahin raha, Is dil mein bus gayi dosti aapki, ab to chand
bhi deedar ke qabil nahin raha!
Words begins with.. A B C, numbers begins with..
1 2 3, music begin with.. sa re ga ma but friendship
begins with HUM TUM!!
Dosti acchi ho to rung lati hai,
Dosti gahri ho to sabko bhati hai.
Dosti nadan ho to toot jati hai,
Per dosti humse ho to itihas ban jati hai…
D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard,
D se Dillagi, D se Diwangi,
Par D se itna bhi Door na ho jana ki
S se SMS Aur C se call bhi na kar sako…
In Scandinavia, free love is practised. It’s the penicillin
that costs.
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass &
flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why
doesn’t it rain on you?
Look at the ocean & see God’s abundance!
Look at the sky & see God’s glory!
Look at the moon & see God’s wonder!
Look at the mirror & see God’s Blunder!
Like energy, love can neither be created nor
destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girl
friend to another girl friend.
If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if
they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to
invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!
