“Comedy Corner: Light-hearted Entertainment for All”
“I got an awful fright the day of my wedding.” I know I saw her.
“Do you know,” observed one in a postmortem session.
“I think he uses those big words because he’s afraid
that if people knew what he was talking about, they’d
know he didn’t know what he was talking about.”
(There’s no substitute for knowledge.
If you don’t know, find out.)
I bought some batteries, but they were omitted.
I tried to return them and get my money back, but
I didn’t have them because they weren’t included
in the first place. I had to buy them all over again.
The phone rang as the couple sat in the living room
watching TV. The husband
picked it up, listened briefly, and
screamed, “Damn it; how should I know?
Call the weather bureau.” and hung up.
“What was that all about?” his wife asked.
“Aw, some idiot wanted to know whether the coast was clear.”
The sailor adds the stripper had
been castaway on a desert island for two years.
“You bitch,” yelled the sailor.
“What do you mean the next day will cost me a million dollars?”
“Okay, wise guy,” said the lady vengefully.
“Since you want to take it that way, it’s going
to cost you two million dollars.”
“Okay, Okay,” said the sailor.
“I’ll just have to write you another check.”
A salesman was about to check into a
the hotel when he noticed a very charming
the woman staring admiringly at him. He walked
over and spoke with her for a few minutes,
then returned to the front desk, where they
checked in as Mr. and Mrs.
After a pleasurable three-day stay,
the man approached the front desk and told the
clerk he was checking out. In a few minutes, he
was handed a bill for $ 2500.
“There must be some mistake,”
the salesman said. “I’ve been here
for only three days.”
“Yes sir,” the clerk replied.
“But your wife has been here for a month.”