“Cracking Adult SMS Codes”
- Luv is a sensation
Luv is a sensation dat
iscaused by temptation,a
boy puts his location in a
girls destination,do u get
my explanation or do u
wanna demonstration?
- Good Sex
Sex is good,
sex is fine,
doggy style or 69,
just for fun or getting paid,
everyone likes getting laid!
- Equation
Do you like maths, if so
add a bed, subtract
urclothes, divide your legs
and wecan multiply!
- Sex Guide
Bak 2 bak,
front 2 front,
on d table,lick dcunt,
stick it in,
do ur ting,
do it hard & make her sing,
tense ur body feel dcum,
den let it rip into her bum!
- ?Luv me tender
Luv me tender,luv me
sweet,rap ur lips around
my meat,watch &
smile,watch me grin,watch
thecum drip down mychin!
- Life as a penis
5 reasons not 2 b a penis
1)ur bald ur entire life
2)both ur naybors r nutz
3)an arsehole lives b’hind u
4)ur bestm8s acunt
5)wen xcited u throw up
den faint!
- ?Pregnant
Sex is real evil,sex is a
sin,moaning and groaning
as he slides slowly in,itcant
last 4eva,I no it’s a
shame,dat 1 night of
passion leads to 9months of
pain!
- ?Flying Fuck
Ill fuck you standing,I fuck
you lying,If I had wings Id
fuck you flying,if you were
dead,your not forgotten,ill
dig you up and fuck you
rotten!
- Beat Me
Beat me eat me bite my bum,
whip me strip me make
mecum, suck me fuck me
and lick me out,then tickle
my nipples until I shout!
- £50 note tattood on your
cock
3 advantages of gettin a
£50 note tattood on urcock:
1- Ucan play wiv ur money,
2- Ucan see ur money grow
3- Ur girlcan blow as much
money as she wants
- Bastard Rubber
D boys say i luv u,U beleve
its true,9months l8r he says
to hell wiv u,D baby is a
bastard,D mother is a
whore,Nun of dis wood av
happened if d rubber hadnt
tore!
- Nice Arse
I like your style, I like
yourclass, but most of all i
like your arse!