“Cracking Adult SMS Codes”

"Cracking Adult SMS Codes"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • Luv is a sensation
    Luv is a sensation dat
    iscaused by temptation,a
    boy puts his location in a
    girls destination,do u get
    my explanation or do u
    wanna demonstration?

 

  • Good Sex
    Sex is good,
    sex is fine,
    doggy style or 69,
    just for fun or getting paid,
    everyone likes getting laid!

"Cracking Adult SMS Codes"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • Equation
    Do you like maths, if so
    add a bed, subtract
    urclothes, divide your legs
    and wecan multiply!

 

  • Sex Guide
    Bak 2 bak,
    front 2 front,
    on d table,lick dcunt,
    stick it in,
    do ur ting,
    do it hard & make her sing,
    tense ur body feel dcum,
    den let it rip into her bum!

"Cracking Adult SMS Codes"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • ?Luv me tender
    Luv me tender,luv me
    sweet,rap ur lips around
    my meat,watch &
    smile,watch me grin,watch
    thecum drip down mychin!

 

  • Life as a penis
    5 reasons not 2 b a penis
    1)ur bald ur entire life
    2)both ur naybors r nutz
    3)an arsehole lives b’hind u
    4)ur bestm8s acunt
    5)wen xcited u throw up
    den faint!

"Cracking Adult SMS Codes"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • ?Pregnant
    Sex is real evil,sex is a
    sin,moaning and groaning
    as he slides slowly in,itcant
    last 4eva,I no it’s a
    shame,dat 1 night of
    passion leads to 9months of
    pain!

 

  • ?Flying Fuck
    Ill fuck you standing,I fuck
    you lying,If I had wings Id
    fuck you flying,if you were
    dead,your not forgotten,ill
    dig you up and fuck you
    rotten!

"Cracking Adult SMS Codes"

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • Beat Me
    Beat me eat me bite my bum,
    whip me strip me make
    mecum, suck me fuck me
    and lick me out,then tickle
    my nipples until I shout!

 

  • £50 note tattood on your
    cock
    3 advantages of gettin a
    £50 note tattood on urcock:
    1- Ucan play wiv ur money,
    2- Ucan see ur money grow
    3- Ur girlcan blow as much
    money as she wants

 

  • Bastard Rubber
    D boys say i luv u,U beleve
    its true,9months l8r he says
    to hell wiv u,D baby is a
    bastard,D mother is a
    whore,Nun of dis wood av
    happened if d rubber hadnt
    tore!

"Cracking Adult SMS Codes"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • Nice Arse
    I like your style, I like
    yourclass, but most of all i
    like your arse!