“Cultural Comedy Club: Delighting Audiences with Indian SMS Jokes”
You might regret what you do, but you’ll regret what
you don’t do SO much more.
2 let go doesn’t mean 2 stop carin. 2 let go is to learn
theres sumthing beyond. 2 let go means accepting
reality. 2 let go is loving more coz u only want the best.
Yesterday is history and tomorrow is a
mystery.Today is a gift that is why we call it the
present!
If you are the flame you can’t be burned.
Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is the less
noise it makes.
The virtue of love isn’t finding the perfect person,
but by loving the imperfect person perfectly.
Tight clothes don’t stop a woman’s circulation; in
fact, they increase it.
Milking a cow is the easiest thing in the world: Any jerk
can do it.
Credit cards are what make buying easy and paying
hard.
You know your marriage is in trouble when your new
bride is so tired she won’t wake up for a second.
Everyone had heard of Elvis the Pelvis, but few people
know that he had a brother Enos.
Banta : Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in
evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
F-U-C-K, tell her I want her—Sign on a small lamp
affixed to a tile wall just above a public urinal: Let this
be a light to lighten the genitals.
A sure-fire way to get you name in the paper is to walk
across the street reading one.
An unfaithful husband is one who takes his wife in a
wedding dress, then gives her the slip.
Why did God make semen white and urine yellow?
So men could know the difference between coming
and going.
Why is a pool table green?
You’d be green too if someone was always racking
your balls.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
So they cab bitch and moan at the same time.
How can you tell the head nurse?
The one with the dirty knees.
Why are schoolhouses red?
You’d be red too if you had six periods a day.
Why is a high priced call girl like a defense contractor?
They both charge $1000 for a screw.
Man who goes to sleep with sex problem often wake
up with solution in hand.
Man who kisses ass is bound to get shit faced.
Man who read women like books enjoys the climax
best.
Seven day honeymoon makes one hole weak.
She was only an optician’s daughter, and she certainly
could make a spectacle of herself.
The hardest thing to do is to watch the one you love.
Love somebody else.
Children playing outside cars can cause accidents.
But adults playing inside cars can cause children by
accident!
Be friendly to your children as they are the ones that
decide where you live when you are old.
When you finally find the perfect guy you think to
yourself why isn’t he taken?
She was only a swimmer’s daughter and she knew
every drive in town.
She was only a dentist daughter, and everybody
wanted to fill her cavity.
Sardar : I want pink curtains for my computer
screen.
Salesman: But computers don’t need curtains!
Sardar : Oye, I have Windows installed on it.
Santa standing on a platform, suddenly jumps on
the railway track.
Banta: Santa u’ll die.
Santa: U’ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming
on platform?
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use
pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches—
Banta : Without message.
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call.
Banta was driving down the highway past a sign
that said, “Clean Toilets 8 Kms.”
By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14
toilets.
