“Cultural Comedy: Exploring the Unique SMS Jokes from India”
To the Bride and Groom—may the roof above you
never fall in and may you both never fall out.
To the Bride and Groom—
live life to the fullest and remember,
this is the first day of the rest of your life…
May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your
troubles as light as its foam.
May our children be blessed with rich parents.
May we never forget what is worth remembering or
remember what is best forgotten.
Log kahte hain humein adat hai muskarane ki,
Magar woh kya jaanein yeh ada hai gum chupane ki.
Kissa-e-dil sunane se kya fayda,
Ilzam hum pe lagane se kya fayda.
Har baar tuta mere sapnon ka mahal,
Ret ke gharonde banane se kya fayda.
Gudluck to my gudluck, may life bring happiness for
her, and I will waiting for her, till my death….
That is intezar.
Dil ka gulab jise chum ke diya, Usne mujhe bahar se
mahrum kar diya… Tumhari berukhi ne to humara
naam kar dala, Humein shayar bana ke mera saathi
jam bana dala…
Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and
impossible to forget.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here’s to you, my
beautiful bride.
Those innocent eyes…
Those kissable lips…
A great smile…
The perfect walk…
Smoothest talk…
Absolutely gorgeous..
Thats enough about me—How r u?
You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy, Intelligent, Smart,
Charming, Sophisticated, Fit, Kind & Generous. In
fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!
To live a life, one needs brains,
reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of
expression & many more mental qualities.
Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.
Q : Why do cows wear bells?
A : Because their horns don’t work.
Q: What did the turkey say to the chicken?
A: Gobble gobble.
Q: Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
A: The outside.
Patient: Doctor, I can’ t stop behaving like a dog.
Doctor: How long have you been acting this way?
Patient: Since I was a puppy!
First snake: I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake: Why?
First snake: Because I bit my lip!
Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
A : Jump suits!
Q : What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
A : French flies and a Diet Croak.
Q : How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A : Unhoppy.
Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &…
A : A centipede with a wooden leg.
Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?
A : Spoiled milk.
Q : What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A : Light mouse work.
Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Q : How do you circumcise a whale?
A : You need atleast four skin divers.
You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful… It is a pity
that I do not like animals!!!
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain
in the … Wait a moment… oh no, I do have the right
number…
Saath Humara pal bhar ka saath, par woh pal aisa
jaise koi kal nahin rahe zindagi mein shayad phir
milna humara par mahakti raheingi tumhari yaadein
humare sang saathi.
Unko humse mohabbat nahin yeh humne tab jaana,
Jab unki mohabbat ne kar diya humko deewana.
Falak ke teer ka kya nishaana tha,
Idhar mera ghar udhar uska aashiyana tha.
Pahunch rahi thi kinaare kashti-e-ummid,
Usi waqt is toofaan ko bhi yahan aana tha.
Din jo guzar gaye hain yunhi Raat bhi dhal gayi hai,
Koshish to bahut ki dil ne Zuban pe baat rah gayi hai.
Zaalim tha woh aur zulm ki aadat bhi bahut thi,
Majboor the hum unse mohabbat bhi bahut thi.
