“Desi SMS Comedy: Laugh Your Heart Out with Indian Jokes”
It’s better to be hated for who you are than loved for
what your not.
Be yourself, there are enough other people.
Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed ‘The heart of the
country?’
Santa: It beats, beats, beats….
If u can stay calm while every1 else is going mad … u
probably havn’t completely understood the situation!
FRIENDS are like.
Stars…you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know
they are always there!
A person who asks a question is a fool for five
minutes. A person who doesn’t is a fool forever.
They say true love is just round the corner I must be
walking in circles.
Don’t b afraid 2 expose yourself. Reach out and tell
sum1 wat they mean 2 u coz when u decide its the
right time it might b 2 late!
Sometimes its harder 2 say no wen u really mean yes.
Its hard 2 close ur eyes wen u really want 2 see. But
the hardest thing 2 do is to let go wen u want to stay.
If love isn’t a game then why are there so many
players?
Have u ev a notcied a heart is two upside down
teardrops.
U luv coz u weep.U weep coz u hurt. U hurt coz u
fail.U fail coz u try.U try coz u need. U need coz u
want.U want coz u feel.U feel coz u live.U live coz u
luv.
Luv is like a glass. If u break it, it’s hard to fix. And
even if you manage that , it’ll never be the same.
People say dat wen luv comes knocking on ur door
let it in.But sumtimes luv comes through a backdoor
& by the time u notice its on its way out.
Some thoughts are better kept unsaid. Some feelings
are better kept to urself. Because love has its way of
expressing itself despite the silence.
True love doesn’t have a happy ending.True love
doesn’t have an ending!
Love is like a rose. It blossoms then dies.
Don’t find love. Let love find you.That’s why it’s
called falling in love coz you don’t force yourself to
fall—you just do!
If you want me to fall for you—you have to give me
something worth tripping over.
Love can sometimes be magic, but magic can
sometimes be an ILLUSION!
Love is not how u 4get but how u forgive. Not how u
listen but how u understand. Not what u see but
what u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
It hurts 2 luv sum1 who doesn’t giv u d time of day.
But it hurts more wen u realise dat sum1 u don’t give
d time of day luved u & gave it up coz u luved
another.
Looks may capture the eyes but it’s the personality
that captures the heart.
Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall in the
harder it is to get out.
You can close your eyes to things you don’t want to
see. But u can’t close your heart to things you don’t
want to feel.
Guys are like roses—watch out for the pricks.
Her explanation: If I die and my husband re-marries, I
want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels.
People fall in love not knowing nor how. It’s so
special a feeling dat it doesn’t require much answers.
U just love no matter how stupid u become.
Boys r like mascara, they run on d first sign of emotion.
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon.
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,
Isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
