दिल से निकली आवाज़: आशिकाना एसएमएस संग्रह (Dil Se Nikli Awaaz: Aashiqana SMS Collection)
Gamm ek jehar hai phir vi
piye jaanda haan main,
Raat di Tanhayi nu abaad
karda jaanda haan main,
Mainu nahin pata per log
kehnde ne……
Ke sounde hoye vi tera naam
layi jaanda haan main.
Je sajan mill dey yaadan nal
Te o sadde ton kaddi dur na
hundey.
Je maut ton baad payar muk
janada
Te sache ashiq Taj Mahal na
bnaundey.
Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab
banaya hunda,
Jisnu Padan layi tainu banaya
hunda,
Jad kitaab pad de pad de Tu
so jaandi,
Isi bahane Tu sannu galle te
lagaundi.
Aaj fir dil hai kuchh udaas
udaas
jaane kyun ek mayusi si
chhayi hai
aaj fir palkon pe pani hai
bheer mein hoon fir kyun ye
tanhai hai.
Punditji ne apke mobile ki
rashi dekh kar
bataya hai ki apke mobile pe
Kanjusi ki
Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai.
Turant mujhe dher sare SMS
bhej ke
Grah ki Shanti
karen…Dhanyavad
Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne Wale
Kya Jane,
Pyar K Rivazo ko zamane kya
jane,
Hoti hai kitni Takleef Ladki
Ko Patane me,
Ye Ghar Pe baitha ladki ka
baap kya jaane?
Har phool khubsurat nahin
hota,
har paththar chamatkar nahin
hota,
dosti dekhkar karna mere
dost,
har dost dildar nahin hota.
In haseenaoon se pyaar kya
karna,
In Adaoon se pyaar kya karna,
Pyaar kisi ka kahan pura hota
hai,
pyaar ka Pehla Akshar hi
AADHA hota hai.
Dil se tera khyal na jaye to kya
karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to
mein kya karun,
Hasrat he ye ki ek nazar tujhe
dekh lu,
par kismat ye mauka na laye
to kya karun.
Lamha lamha waqt Gujar
jayega,
chand lamho mein exam
aayega…
abhi bhi time hai thoda padh
lo…
nahin to pass kya MUNNA
BHAI karwaega?
Chand se payer kerna ho to
chandni se sikho
pholoon se payer kerna ho to
bharoo se sikho
Agher kisi ka intizar kerna ho
to hum se sikho…
kahien tumharay SMS ke
intazaar mai yai umer beet hi
na jaey.
Har karz dosti ka ada kaun
karega?
Hum na rahe to dosti kaun
karega?
E khuda mere dosto ko
salamat rakhna,
warna meri shaadi mein
dance kaun karega?
Tum ho sabki Aankhon ka
noor,
ho apni adaon ke liye
mashoor,
tum ho is zamane mein sabse
alag,
sabse juda, kyunki tum
insaan ke roop mein ho
langoor.
God apun se pucha kidhar
jayenga.
heaven ki hell?
Apun bola hell!
Apun ko malum tum udarich
milega aur jahan tum hoga
wobhi heaven mafic lagega.
Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka
hai,
Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka
hai,
Hame aap yuhi Sharabi maat
Kahiye,
ye dil par asar aapse pahli
mulakat ka hai.