“Dumb and Funny Jokes”
If you must get married, it is always
advisable to marry a ravishing beauty. Otherwise,
you’ll never find anybody to take her off your
hands.
A gallivanting friend of ours has confided
that Women don’t look for too much
in a husband. Just someone to spend the
rest of their lives.
A much-married, Bollywood leading man
was confronted by a pretty brunette at the
premiers of his latest picture.
“Don’t you remember me?” she enthused,
“Three years ago, you asked me to marry you.”
At the inquest, the coroner gently asked the
widow if she could remember her late
husband’s last words. “Yes,” she replied. He said,
“I don’t see how they profit from this
stuff at a dollar and a quarter a fifth.”
A girl we know claims she got her mink
coat for a song, but we suspect it was really for
an overture.
“I know a place,” said the sharp college
coed to her sorority sister, “Where men don’t
wear anything, except maybe a watch once in a
while.”
“Where is that?” the second campus cutie
asked eagerly.
“Around the wrist, Silly.”
Some girls think it’s fun to fight against
being kissed, while others prefer just to take it
lying down.
The girl who will go to a man’s apartment
to see his etchings may not know anything about
art, but she knows what she likes.
Don’t ask us where we’ve been, but we just
heard about the two nudists who decided to stop
dating because they felt they were seeing too
much of each other.
The distraught father hurried down the
beach to the spot where his lovely daughter lay.
A bronzed lifeguard stood over her.
“I’ve just resuscitated her, sir,” he said.
“Then, by God.” exclaimed the father,
“You’ll marry the girl.”
A girl who finds it possible to resist every
attempt made to reduce her should be going out
with stronger men.
Everybody thought the Miss World beauty
contest as going to be a hotly contested affair,
but Meena walked away with first place with nary
a dissenting vote. Turned out she was the only
one of the contestants who could get all those
letters across her chest.
The old maid rushed up to the policeman.
“I’ve been raped, I’ve been attacked,” She cried.
He ripped off my clothing. He smothered me with
burning kisses; then he made mad, passionate
love to me!”
“Calm yourself, calm yourself, madam,”
said the officer, “Just when did all this take
place?”
“Twenty-four years ago this September,”
said the woman.
“Twenty-four years ago,” he exclaimed.
“How do you expect me to arrest anyone for
something he did twenty-four years ago?”
“Oh, I don’t want you to arrest anyone,
officer,” said the woman. I just like to talk about it,
that’s all.”