Don’t be sad… don’t feel
blue… Frankenstein was
ugly too…
Wat’s the diff between
pulling a curtain and a
panty? ANS: When U pull a
curtain, it means tat the
show is over. But pulling
down a panty means IT’S
SHOWTIME!
I really, deeply wish tat u r
here wif me in my room, on
my bed & lights is off & we
get under the cover together..
2 show u my.. new
watch tat glow in the dark
What did one saggy boob
say to the other saggy boob?
If we don’t get some support
people are going to think
we’re n
Why are women like parking spaces?…
Bcoz the good
ones are always taken and
the rest are all disabled!
A girl phoned me the other
day and said…”Come on
over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was
home
According to 2 Chinese Docs,
a WoMaN’S BoDy HaS Five
RooMS: 1.FACE-show room
2.BOOBS-play room
3.TUMMY-store room 4.VAGINA-men’s
room 5.ANUSemergency room
Hi i’m an alien i’m checking
for some chicks in your
phonebook searching…..
searching….. searching…..
sorry no chicks found. conclusion,
your are gay!
RECIPE 4 LUV
CAKE:spread legs,squeeze +
massage milk pots,check frequently
with midfinger,add
banana,work in-out till well
I once had a One2One with
a virgin, she teased me till i
had an Erikson, sucked me
till my face went Orange, till
busted my Siemen all over
her Nokias!
Humpty Dumpty fucked a
fat whore, Humpty Dumpty
blew on the floor. All the
kings horses & all the kings
men laid the slut down &
fucked her again!
NEWSFLASH🙂 Earthquake in
Pakistan…50,000
dead…U.S.A sending
money, France sending food,
Britain sending replacement
paki’s!!!
i went for a walk with my
uncle Jim, when somebody
threw a tomato
at him, tomatoes don’t hurt i
replied with a grin. they
fucking well
do when they’re still in the
tin…..
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent,
spontaneous, good-looking,
nice friends, charming,
funny, well…Enough
about ME! How about you?
Beat me, bash me bite my
bum, ill whip u strip u til u
cum, suck me fuck me lick
me out, pull my nipples til i
shout
Birdy birdy in the sky
dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don’t worry, I don’t cry, I’m
just happy that cows can’t
fly!
sex is a sensation. It’s about
a man’s temptation, putting
his location in a woman’s
destination. Do you understand
the explanation, or do
Do you need a demonstration?
BOY: May I hold your hand??
GIRL: No thanks, it isn’t
heavy
GIRL: If we become
engaged will you give me a
ring??
BOY: Sure, what’s your
phone number??
Advantages of breast
milk
A. No need to boli
B. Cat cannot steal
C.available in attractive
containers
D.Liked by all age groups
E.Ek Par Ek FREE
23 useless things in a
man’s body
20 nails cannot be hammered
2 balls u cannot throw
1 cock cannot crow
Don’t laugh gals ur pussy
