“Funny Bytes: Hilarious Modern SMS Jokes for Your Amusement”
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai.
Aur kitna intezar karun tere sms ka,
Arey yaar kanjusi ki bhi had hoti hai!
Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr. ne kaha hai ki khoob sare sms ki bottle chadhani
padegi, so pls donate SMS, its urgent..
What’s the best way to get excited?
Think hard!
Sharp is ur memory sweet is ur name,
deep in my heart u’ll always remain.
Earth wants water flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a smile from u.
Too many stars in the sky,
Too many tears that have left my eyes.
Too many girls out in the blue,
but they are nothing compared to you!
Don’t send any messages. I don’t want to see you,
hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised
me 2 keep away from Sweets.
Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut
long enough to build up the pressure.
Kya kar rahe ho? Busy ho?
Kitne busy ho? Thode ho ki bahut ho?
Agar thoda ho to SMS kyun nahin karte ho?
Aur agar zyada ho to, SMS kyun padh rahe ho?
The Gateway of memories will never close,
How much I miss you no one knows,
Days will pass on to years,
And I will remember you in my silent tears.
Genuine people are those, who are without hesitation,
remember, without limitations.
forgive without any explanations,
and love even with little communication.
The ‘F’ rule :
‘Find’ her
‘Friend’ her
‘Flirt’ her
‘Fondle’ her
‘Finger’ her
‘Fuck’ her
‘ Forget’ her
‘Find’ next!
Great things are done when man and mountains meet.
This is not done by jostling in the street.
Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had used
protection?
A: Sure, a guard was standing right outside the
door.
Guess who misses you 1,000,000 times? Hmmm, who
could it be? ME? No! No! No! Definitely
not me! Because I miss you more than that.
Q: When I die, I want to go like my grandfather, peacefully, in his sleep.
A: Not screaming like his passengers.
She’s never yet returned from the beach without a
sunburned tongue.
A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest
prayed, ’’God, pls close my eyes.’’
When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked. Then the
priest pyared, ‘‘God pls close ur eyes.’’
He who has not lost his HEAD over some things has no
HEAD to lose.
Dear brother, V shared troubles, V shared jealousy, V
shared joys, V shared legacy, I know you are too far…
but come on…still V share a special bond!
Wishes on Raksha Bandhan.
Rita : What is the difference between like and love?
Bubly : If I like boy, I let him. If I love him, I help him!
Roses are red my heart is sad.
a smile from you will make me glad…
Even if I had 1 wish…I wouldn’t wish for u to love me,
coz I don’t want your love to come from a wish…but
straight from your heart.
Ek tanha raat mein apki yaad aayi,
Tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigarette sulgai.
Na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi,
Ki dhuein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.
On a date cooperation is when the woman coos and the
man operates.
We cannot be together, but we’ll never be apart.
For no matter what life brings us, You’re always in
my heart.
Remember that you are unique… just like everybody
else!
