“Funny Fables: Tales to Tickle Your Funny Bone”
And then there was a notorious girl who slept
with a judge and got an honourable discharge.
Stenographer: Sir, will you advance me my
next week’s salary?
Boss: Certainly not. I never make advances
to my stenographers.
A mother-in-law asked her daughter in love—
“Why you are working in Kitchen without
taking a bath?”
Daughter in the law replied—” But Amit (her
husband) was not love in the night, Maa….”
Q. What is the most important organ of a lady?
A. If sucked (kissed)—these are lips.
If pumped—These are boots.
If Fucked—It is Vagina only!
Q. What is maza (Pleasure)?
A. If you have fucked a lady before marriage,
is it Maza?
Q. And what is saja (Punishment)?
A. If you are fucking her after marriage, It is
saja.
Q. What is the jet pump?
A. So simple—
Penis is the jet
and the vagina is the Pump.
Q. What is Pentium 4?
A. Pantie utaro Aur Chokka laga do.
Q. What is old wine?
A. It is “Sweet Sixteen,” sir…!
Village women, after marriage, went to
Honeymoon with her husband.
After returning from Honeymoon, She asked
her husband—” Was this Honeymoon?”
The husband replied—” Yes, this was
Honeymoon.”
Lady replied, “It is
something else because I was enjjoying this
send time in the Khet of Ganna in my village.”
Q. Do you know the difference between stress
& tension?
A. Stress when your wife is pregnant.
Tension is when your secretory is pregnant.