“Funny SMS Jokes That Will Have You ROFL”
“WHY do you lower your eyes when I say” I
love you?” asked the guy in the nudist camp.
To see if you’re telling the truth,” the young
lady replied.
OVERHEARD in a restaurant booth, “I just love
sports, especially when they’re rich and single.”
I’M apprehensive.
Why?
My wife read A Tale of Two Cities, and
we had twins.
Later she read The Three Musketeers, and we
had triplets. Now She is reading Birth of a Nation.
A Broadway matinee idol, engaged to his
leading lady, caught her in bed with his
understudy.
“Think nothing of it. Dear, “She explained.
“I’m just rehearsing for our honeymoon.
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on
your collar? The suspicious wife sneered.
“No, I really can’t, the husband smirked back.”
I distinctly remembered to take my shirt off.”
“Are you doing anything Sunday evening?”
asked the boss.
“No, Not a thing.” answered the pretty
stenographer, hopefully.
“Than,” Said the boss, “Please try to be at
the office earlier on Monday morning.”
Want ad: Secretary wants the job; no bad habits;
willing to learn.
Why are they not going to grow bananas any
longer?
Because they’re long enough already.
There’s the one about the slave seller who
pushed the beautiful small girl towards the
An American tourist in Arabia said, Take charge.
She’s the free-get-acquainted size.
When the scolding woman learned her
husband had a mistress, she asked, Does this
mean you’ve had enough of me?
No, my dear, he coolly replied; it means that
I haven’t had enough of you.
Who is Santa Claus’s wife?
Mary Christmas.