“Funny SMS Jokes That Will Make You LOL”
“WHAT will happen if women are recruited to
the postmen’s job?”
“There will be quicker deliveries.”
A man who gets higher in the night feels lower
in the morning.
So that sexually active high school girls who
might otherwise forget their birth-control
medication will be sure to take first thing in the
morning, an enterprising pharmaceutical firm
has come out with a chocolate-breakfast-drink
contraceptive. It’s called Ovumteen.
ONE doctor we know prescribes nonstop sex
as a cure for insomnia, Says he, “Even if it
doesn’t work, they’ll have more fun staying
awake.”
“CAN you make love?”
“Of course?”
“How do you know?”
“There’s nothing to know about it. All you have
to do is to stand still and defend yourself.”
BILL can read his girlfriend like a book—in bed.
“WHAT’S the best floor to sleep on?” asked
the socialite.
“Lady,” said the clerk, “If you’re gonna sleep
on floors, they’re all the same.”
BEING known for love and care.
They decided to be fair.
And out of pity.
Allowed men to be witty.
WIFE to husband: What do you say we go out
tonight and have a good time?
Husband: Good idea. And if you get home
first, turn on the porch light.
A woman described her spouse: “He’s so
tired; he takes naps even when sleeping.”
“WHICH of your relations do you like best?”
“Sex”.
A girl should use what Mother Nature gave
her before father time takes it away.