“Funny SMS Jokes to Brighten Up Your Day”
A couple celebrating their 20th anniversary
were seated at the movies, watching one of
those torrid foreign films. When they got home
that night, the wife turned to her husband coyly.
Why is it you never make love to me like all
those men in the movies? She murmured.
Are you crazy He replied, Do you know how
much they pay those fellows for doing that?
A bunch of chickens was in the yard when a
football flew over the fence and landed in their
midst. A rooster waddled over, studied, it then
said, I’m not complaining, girls, but look at the
work they’re turning out next door.
One teenager to another, He has not actually
kissed me yet, but he was steamed my glasses
a couple of times.
She is the kind of girl who doesn’t care for a
men’s Company-unless he owns it.
Besides, madam, I can arrange easy credit
terms pushed the door-to-door appliance
the salesman as he covertly eyed the luscious young
housewife.
How easy?
Nothing down but your panties.
Young lady: Officer, a sailor came into my
cabin last night.
Officer: What do you expect in second Class,
lady the Captain?
Q. What is the only time a husband thinks about
a candlelight dinner?
A. When the power goes off.
The young feminist was filling out an
employment application form in one of our larger
public relations agencies. She had no trouble with
the questions until she came across the question
heade: SEX.
She hesitated for a moment. Then wrote
down: Twice a week.
When a fellow breaks a date, she usually has
to when a girl breaks a date, she usually has
two.
And then there was the dentist who wants
back to medical school to become a
gynaecologist. This guy wanted to get into bigger
cavities.