“Funny SMS Jokes to Share with Your Co-Workers”
GIRL to a dinner companion. All right, we’ll break
our engagement if that’s how you want it, waiter,
separate bills, please.
Our boss is so popular everybody wants to
work for him, the love undertaker, the gravedigger.
Police want a man of medium build and
average height for assault on young women.
Unfortunately, they didn’t state what salary they
were offering.
And have you heard about the actress who
says, After playing so many maid roles in the picture,
When I come home from work at night, I work
into my house through the back door.
You’ve reached middle age when you know
how to take care of yourself and intend to one
of these days.
Oh, doctor, said a woman; I have frantic
desires to jump off high buildings. What can I
do to stop them?
Madam said the doctor politely, I suggest you
follow your desires.
Judge: Have you ever been up before me?
Accused: I don’t know, what time do you get
up?
And now our Chief Guest will give his address.
Gentlemen, my address is 12 Janpath, and I
wish you all well, Goodnight.
What’s the secret to your long, happy
marriage?
My wife and I go out for a romantic dinner at
least once a week.
That’s wonderful. Where do you go?
I like Chines…I don’t know where she goes.
Isha, Why does your grandfather read the
Bible so much?
IIa. I think he’s cramming for his finals.
A Scotsman was carrying a large bottle of
whisky home when he was trapped on the stairs to
his house and fell heavily.
Feeling horrible wetness come over his
hands he could not bear to look down for fear it
was the whisky rather than blood.