“Get Your Chuckle On with These SMS Jokes”
FORTY is the most difficult age for a woman to
pass.
Sometimes it takes her ten years.
“WHERE did I come from, Daddy?” Piped the
small boy.
“Why don’t you go and ask your mother that,
Raju?” Countered his father.
“I already did,” pursued the child, “but where
did I really come from, Daddy? Mummy told me
I came out of a bucket.”
“She was right, Raju,” mused his
father. “That’s just about the size of it.”
Did you hear about Romeo and Juliet? They
met in a revolving door, and they’ve been going
around together ever since.
DIFFERENCE between a married man and a
bachelor: One kisses the miss, the other
misses the kisses.
When a fellow breaks a date, he usually has
too, when a girl breaks a date, she usually has
two.
PRODUCER: See that couple over there?
They’re happily married.
Director: How nice.
Producer: Yeah;…another guy’s wife with
somebody else’s husband.
CONCERNED lady: My salesman husband is
away more than six months of the year. What
would you do in my place?
Sexologist: Why don’t we go to my place,
and we’ll do it there? Your husband might come
home when we least expect him.
I wonder if my girl loves me.
Of course, why should she make you an
exception.
THE elderly Khanna was still up when his son
returned from a courting trip.
Son: “Why are you worried, Dad?”
Dad: “Just wondering how much the evening
cost.
Son: Just twenty rupees.
Dad: That was not so much.
Son (simply): It was all she had.
A playboy was proposing to a girl who refused
to take him seriously.
I am fast and loose now, the playboy said,
but if you’ll marry me.
I will be just the opposite of what I am today.
That’s what I’m afraid of, and the girl replied, the
opposite of fast and loose is slow and tight.
YOU’RE wearing your wedding ring on the wrong
finger.
I…I married the wrong man.
Male Hollywood star, I love you, darling. In
fact, I can’t live without you. I love you more
than anything else in the world. To me, you are
the moon and the stars. Let us grow old together,
my sweet.
Please say you’ll marry me.
Female Hollywood star: The answer is no.
Male Hollywood star: Aw, come on, honey for just a few days.
Some men have found out that it’s cheaper to
marry the girl and keep her home than not to
marry and take her out.