“Get Your Daily Dose of Laughter with These SMS Jokes”
“WHERE have you been all day?” a young
mother asked her six-year-old son.
“I have been playing postman all afternoon,
delivering letters to all houses in our street.”
“Where on earth did you get the letters for
them?” asked the mother.
“There were some old ones I found tied up
with a ribbon in your bottom drawer.” replied her
son.
She: This diamond you gave me in just an
initiation.
He: Yes—and what I’ve been getting from
you haven’t been the real thing either.
“THIS dress style is called a ‘Cut away’.
“Yeah, and if it was any more cut away, it
wouldn’t have reached.”
PART of a phone conversation: “Are you
hanging up.”?
“No, I’m lying down.”
YOU can always tell if you’re on a honeymoon
hotel—all the couples start yawning at five in
the afternoon.
A woman has petitioned to have her former
husband declared in contempt of court. It seems
that he approached her as both were leaving
the divorce court with a request for a farewell
quickie.
ONE Miss Sultana Says, “That Saturday has
special meaning for me because this is the only
day of the week when I wasn’t married on.”
FIRST GIRL: “Men, don’t bother me.”
Second Girl: “No?”
First Girl: “But I wish they did.”
The two friends hadn’t met for years.
“And is your wife still as pretty as she used to
be?” asked the first.
“On, Yes,” replied the second, “but it takes
her much longer.”
MUKUND: “I’m sure that girl sitting behind me
in the movies last night must have been on film
censor board.”
Naveen: “Why?”
Mukund: “All she kept saying was,’ Cut it out.”