“Get Your Funny Fix with These SMS Jokes”
A candy store operator was bemoaning the
said fate that had overtaken him. I was a hardworking ink clerk,
earning a mere ten dollars a
week, he told his clergyman, when like so many
ill-advised young man, I fell in with shady
characters and felt compelled to gamble.
Ah, sympathized with the electricity, and the temptation
cost you all your hard-accumulated savings.
No, said the man, I won and like a damned
Fool bought this lousy candy store.
I’M not wealthy, and I don’t have a yacht and a
convertible like Albert, apologized the suitor.
But darling, I love you.
And I love you, too, replied the girl; but tell
me more about Albert.
SIR, said the young man, Your daughter has
promised to be my wife.
Well, the father shrugged; it’s your own fault,
What else did you expect, if you kept on hanging
around here?
When a shy suitor protested that he was not
much to look at, his prospective bride in
attempting to reassure him, said, you’ll be at the
office most of the time.
If we get married, will you give up smoking?
Yes,
And drinking too?
Yes,
And will you stop going to your club in the
evening?
Yes,
And what else are you thinking of giving up,
darling?
The idea of getting married.
How long are you in jail for, Amir?
Two weeks.
What’s the charge?
No charge; everything is free.
I mean, what did you do?
Oh, I shot my wife.
You killed your wife and are only in jail for two
weeks.
That’s all; then I get hanged.
OFFICE BOY: I think I know what’s wrong with
this country.
Bank executive: And what’s that, son?
Office boy: We’re trying to run India with only
one Finance Minister.