“Harnessing the Potential of Modern SMS Marketing”
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for may be ‘go to hell!.
With a face like his, he should sue his parents for
damages.
What’s a 71?
69 with two fingers in someone’s ass!
An employer is someone who delegates all the authority,
shifts all the blame, and takes all the credit.
Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamanna hai nazaron ki,
Aap jaisa ek dost mila to kya zarurat hai hazaron ki.
Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage,
Log mere diwane hone lage.
Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhein SMS mila,
Jise nahin mila Woh mobile patak ke rone lage!
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahin,
TAJMAHAL bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahin.
Ab shadi hui to TAJMAHAL banana chahta hun,
Par yeh MUMTAZ marti nahin!
Is kadar humari dosti ka imtehan na lijiye! Kyun ho
khafa yeh bayan to kijiye!Kar digiye maaf agar ho gayi
galti!Yun SMS na karke hamein SAZA to na digiye!
Laher aati hai, Kinare se palat jati hai,
Yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai.
Dono mein farak sirf itna hai,
Laher bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai!
Q: Why did d hooker wear French heels?
A: She didn’t want to sell herself short.
No matter the sky is black or bule,
no matter there are stars or moon,
as long as your heart is true,
sweet dreams will always be with u.
Good Night.
Nobody wants you, Nobody makes you happy,
Nobody loves you, Nobody misses you,
Nobody wants good for you, Nobody cares about I.
Don’t cry! My name is NOBODY!!!
Oh my darling! Where are you roaming?
O! stay and hear, your true love is coming!
I saw your face as you walked by,
but then I saw a better guy.
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1
u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now,
keep guessing why I sent it to u.
When I am not messaging u, it does not mean I
have forgotten u. I am just giving u time to MISS
ME!!
Sweet candies are nice to eat…
Sweet words are easy to say…
but sweet ppl are hard to find…
OH MY GOD! how did u find me.
Today, tomorrow and yesterday there will be..one
heart that would always beat for you..You know
Whose??? .. U r Own Stupid!!!
The rain makes all things beautiful.. The grass &
flowers too.. If rain makes all things beautiful why
doesn’t it rain on you?
…..the Heart Beat of my Phone,
…..is ur Message Tone.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo.
U r a donkey: d 4 decent…o 4 outclass…n 4 nice…k 4
kind…e 4 excelent…and y 4 young.
My love you take my breath away,
What have you stepped in to smell this way.
What’s the height of precaution?
An old maid putting a condom on a candle!
Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.
When I open my eyes every morning I pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you….
Why should only I suffer!!!
When u feel sad.. To cheer up just go to the mirror
and say…”Damn! I am really so cute.” U will
overcome your sadness…But don’t make this a
habit…Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Mountain can fly, river can dry,
You can forget me but never can I.
God looks catch the eyes but good personality catches
the heart, you are blessed with both!
Don’t be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
