“Have a Laugh with These SMS Jokes”
My friend’s been unlucky with both his
marriages.
His first wife ran away with another man, and
the second didn’t. Wearing your wedding ring on the
wrong finger. I….married the wrong man.
MY friend’s been unlucky with both his
marriages.
His first wife ran away with another man and
the second one didn’t.
I don’t get it, Aunt, said the shy young thing.
You asked my father for my hand in marriage,
and you haven’t touched it one time since then.
Two office girls watched the delivery of one
of those smaller automatic computing machines,
One of them said I understand it does the work
of several men.
Maybe it does, admitted the other girl, but for
my part, I’ll take the man.
Oh, Momma, the not-so-bright girl told her
mother after a heavy date with her new
boyfriend.
Tonight Jackie popped the question,
You mean he finally asked you to marry him?
No, he wanted to know whether I wanted to do it
in a model or save money by doing it in his car.
SHAKING his head, the experienced sales
executive told a friend in a bar near Bombay
Central Station. I don’t know what these modern
secretaries are coming to. No finesse at all. Just
today, I told my new secretary to come in and
take a letter, and you know, the silly bitch looked
around for a chair.
The trouble with modern girls is that they have
only one ambition to go with every Tom. Dick
and marry.
More and more people seem to be
frequenting self-service petrol stations now a
days, and we’ve noticed a difference in the way
men and women use gas pumps. The males
always gave the hose a few shakes when they’re
through.
Old Czech proverb: It’s dangerous to marry
a woman who looks good in black.
DARLING, what was your reason for marrying
me?
There was no reason—I was in love with you.