“Humor Across Borders: Indian SMS Jokes Spreading Laughter”
Perfume manufacturers are people who stick their
business in other people’s noses.
What did the Polack say when the urologist asked him
if his pecker burned after intercourse?
I don’t know, Doctor. I’ve never tried to light it!
Children are importants who cause parents to feel old
and grandparents to feel young.
A child is someone who knows all the question at age
eight and all the answers at age eighteen.
Sex must be a sin. Look how parents are punished for
it.
Middle age is an age when most people grow in the
middle.
A down-and-out hooker is one who can’t get back no
her back.
Most prostitutes find that a nice smile adds to their face
value.
Prostiture, who’s good for nothing, but very bad for
nothing…
Someday u may lose your hair, u may lose ur teeth,
money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never
loose is ur good looks. Coz u can’t lose wat u don’t
have!
It goes in dry it comes out wet.
The longer its in the stronger it gets.
We can have it in bed just you and me…
It’s not what you think it’s a cup of tea!
I had a wet dream about you last night …. I pissed
myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
Last night I wantd u. Needed u so badly dat it hurt.
Wanted 2 taste u. I wanted u in me so u could work
ur magic on me…but I couldn’t find u. U stupid…
PARACETAMOL!
A prostiture is a woman with a great figure that men
try to meet.
The difference between a career woman and a
prostitute is that one moves ahead, the other a behind.
Prostitute, whose success is measured in manhours…
A woman’s face may be her fortune but it’s the other
parts that attract the most interest.
Sex is something that evolves over the years from
triweekly to try weekly to try wealky.
The truth is, most people aren’t troubled by improper
thoughts; they enjoy them.
Infants don’t have nearly as much fun in infancy as
adults have in adultery.
Men with money to burn have started many women
playing with fire.
Who never loses his temper : It’s always right there.
Of course, Barbala wardrobe is designed not to make
them look good, but to make men look good.
Too many people believe that the best way up the
ladder of success is to kiss the feet of those above them,
and step on anyone below them.
Fact: Whatever you give a barbala to wear, her hert
usually isn’t in it.
A marriage licence is a hunting licence for one dear
only.
A starler is someone who makes her reputation by
losing it.
Dignity is something that alcohol can’t preserve.
A cocktail party is a place where drinks mix people.
Alimony is an arrangement in which who people make
a mistake, but only one pays for it.
A baby is a person who must have bottle or bust.
Two’s company, three’s the result.
Some designere biknis are so alluring that women who
try one on can hardly contain themselves.
The strange thing is, the more these bikinis cost, the
less a woman gets for her money.
Sadly, the stork ends up being blamed for what is
usually that fault of a lark.
The reason so many business fail these days is that
corporate chambers have too many bored members.
Capital punishment is the belief that the sword is
mightier than the pen.
What do you do when the only person who can stop
you crying, is the person who makes you cry in the
first place?
