“Humor Haven: A Place for Fun and Laughter”
Representative Mike Karan, the bluff
Democrat from Ohio tells this
somewhat partisan story:
A lady motorist picked up a couple of Catholic
nuns waiting at a bus stop to carry them downtown.
Enrooted, she stopped at the local
unemployment assistance office and explained
she had to drop in there for a moment to
have a document. The nuns asked if they
could go with her, and she said sure.
As the sisters filled the office, they
passed an Irishman standing in the doorway.
“The saints be praised,” he exclaimed.
“Look what the Republicans have done to the nuns.”
(Amusing illustration for a political
group- one that members of either party will appreciate.)
They had a beauty contest in my neighbourhood, and nobody won.
Said the once skinny and now very pregnant
teenager to her mother when she came back
From summer camp in September:
“Momma, you said a summer camp would fatten me up.”
An old lady kept two pet monkeys—Tom and Dick,
whom she loved very much. One day,
Tom took sick and died. A couple of days
later, Dick died of a broken heart.
Unable to bear the thought of being parted
from her pets, the old dear took them to a taxidermist.
“Do you want them mounted?” he inquired.
“On no,” she replied, blushing,
“Just have those holding hands.”
She: I’m so bored with Dick,
He hasn’t kissed me since the honeymoon.
Her: You ought to divorce him.
She: I can’t; he’s not my husband?
She entered the Miss America contest, and they tried to have her deported.
The prostitute and her psychiatrist had
just completed a session on his office couch,
but neither made a move to leave.
They both sat quietly, looking at each other.
Finally and simultaneously they
broken the silence: “Fifty dollars, please.”