“Indian Humor Unleashed: SMS Jokes That Will Crack You Up”
Yeh jo haseenon ke baal hote hain,
Ladkon ko phansane ke jaal hote hain.
Na jaane kitnon ke khoon piye honge inhone,
Tabhi to inke honth laal hote hain.
Aaj woh humse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikali…
Fiteh Munh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de,
Tadap raha hun ab aur na intezar de.
Apni aawaz nahin sunani to mat suna,
Kum se kum 1 Missed call hi maar de.
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE MEIN bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHAIR jo bhi ho, mere fevr8 ho…!
Bhagwan se pani manga to sagar diya,
Phul manga to bageecha diya.
Ghar manga to mahal diya,
Paisa manga to aapka number diya…
KAB Aaun LENE.
Teacher said, ‘‘I really worry that I shall never meet
you in heaven, Bunty.’’
‘‘Why?’’ Bunty asked, ‘‘What have you done wrong?’’
There was a lover who said that he would go through
hell for her. They got married now, he is going through
Hell!!!
The average guy is much more interested in a girl’s
geography than her history.
Q: What’s the difference between a marriage and a
mental hospital?
A: At a mental hospital you have to show inprovement
to get out!
Jis din se juda woh humse hue, is dil ne dhadakna
chor diya…hai chand ka munh bhi utra-utra, taron ne
chamakna chor diya…
Kaun kahta hai dost ki tumse humari judai hogi,
Yeh afwaah zaroor kisi dushman ne udayi hogi.
Shaan se rahenge tumhare dil mein hum,
Itne dinon mein kuch to jagah banai hogi.
Woh likhte hain humara naam mitti mein aur mita dete
hain…Unke liye yeh khel hoga magar humein to woh
mitti mein mila dete hain…
Ummidon ki manzil toot gayi,
Ankhon se ashkon ki dhara bah gayi.
Tumhari bhi kya izaat rah gayi,
Jab class ki ladki bhaiya kah gayi.
Kabhi housla bhi aazmaana chahiye,
Bure waqt mein muskarana chahiye.
Jab 10 dinon mein khujli na mite,
To 11ven din nahana chahiye.
Aaj-kal aapka SMS aana band hai,
Khafa ho humse ya balance kum hai?
Tamanna se nahin tanhai se darte hain,
Pyaar se nahin ruswaai se darte hain.
Milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
Par milne ke baad judai se darte hain.
Dil todna humari aadat nahin,
Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahin.
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe,
Dil mein basakar hum kisi ko bhulate nahin.
Safed rang ho agar mahboob ka, to mohabbat
ki detergent khushbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur
hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai
RIN-SUPREME ki kum nazar aati hai…!!!
You r my sweet SONA, I don’t want u KHONA,
I want in your heart’s KONA, Otherwise I will start
RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA.
Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahin tha,
Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koi nahin tha.
Yaad mein teri aanhein bharta hai koi,
Har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi.
Maut to sachchai hai aani hai,
Lekin teri judai mein roz marta hai koi.
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahin aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi bahut tight hai.
Bol nikalun kya tera lucky draw?
Bole to do-char SMS chipka dun mamu.
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
Aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye.
Hum izhaar karne mein thode dhile ho gaye,
Aur unke haath peele ho gaye.
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
Raunak ho nerolac paint jaise.
Mahak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise,
Aur tension free rahiye huggies jaise!
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua,
Umr bhar gum ke sahare ji leinge.
Kya hua jo humari girl friend nahin,
Hum aapki girl friend ke sahare ji leinge.
