“Indian SMS Humor: An Insight into the Laughter-Filled Texting Culture”
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell
of the bathroom, I think of you !
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O
damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer …
You have the face of a saint…a Saint-Bernard!
Will we play the hulk together??…..I will be tall and
strong and you green and ugly!!!
I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes??
…No…
Why do you wear a bra!
A fart is a flying planet, created by God and
produced by men
Why do men fart more often than women ?
Because women do not keep their mouth shut long
enough to build up the pressure.
Ok honey, we will try one more time!! How do you
spell ‘IQ’ ?
Ok honey, we will try one more time!! How do you
spell ‘IQ’ ?
I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I
need to puke !
Some people die. Others become a teacher…
The more the merrier. The more women, the more
prettier.
Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth
and are scared of the stork.
Roses are red, violets are blue, shit stinks and so do
you!
He kisses her gently on the lips. She does not feel
comfortable, squeezes her legs, and so his glasses
broke.
A woman is a marvellous creation, she produces
milk without eating grass, she bleeds without being
hurt, gets wet even when it does not rain and sucks
without needing power.
Since light travels faster than sound, isn’t that why
some people appear bright untill u hear them speak?
The more you study, the more you know. The more
you know, the more you forget. The more you forget,
the less you know. So why study?
No men no women, no women no love, no love no
sex, no sex no children, no children no school, no school
no homework and no homework no problems!
If my right leg was thanks giving and my left leg was
christmas, would you visit me between the holidays?
When did I realise I was God? Well, I was praying
and suddenly I realised that I was talking to myself.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Is Dil mein aansuon ke mele hain,
Tum bin hum bahut akele hain.
Sab kuch chodkar tumhein e-mail karte hain,
Dekho hum kitne Vele hain.
Har desh ki ek sarhud hoti hai,
Bachche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai.
Aur kitna intezar karun tere sms ka,
Kanjusi ki bhi koi hud hoti hai.
Apne chehre se ruswaiyon ka ERROR to hatao,
Janeman apne dil ka PASSWORD to batao!
Humse door jaoge kaise,
Dil se humein bhulaoge kaise.
Hum woh khushboo jo aapki saanson mein hain,
Khud ki saanson ko rok paoge kaise.
You must be a good runner because you are always
running in my mind, you must be a good thief
because you have stolen my heart, and I am always a
bad shooter because I Miss You Always…
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum milin to kahti ho: Your file not found!
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataun, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4
dost…1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambakht peete nahin.
How women think about sex:Age 8 ignore it, Age 18
experience it, Age 28 look 4 it, Age 38 ask 4 it, Age 48
beg 4 it, Age 58 pay 4 it, Age 68 pray it, Age 78 4get it.
If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what
a good swimmer I would be ?
