“Indian Wit in Texts: Unleashing the Laughter with SMS Jokes”
India made life miserable. Worst affected was
Amritsar, where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48
hrs on Escalaters…
Banta: How does an attorney sleep?
Santa: First he lies on one side, and then he lies on
the other.
Here’s to my bride—she knows everything about
me, yet loves me just the same.
I wanted to send u something nice that would make
u smile but the postman told me to get out of the
mailbox!
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome
and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the
wrong number. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
U r cute, gorgeous, fine & dandy. Really sexy u make
me randy. U r good wiv ur mouth & also in bed
…oops sorry wrong number 4get wat I said!
Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
A: If they dropped them, they’d break.
I saw something in d shop window 2day. It was
stunning, sexy, cute, beautiful & adorable. I was
supposed 2 buy it 4 u till I realised it was my own
REFLECTION.
A man asked to Sardar, ‘‘What is the meaning of
SMS?
Sardar angrily said, ‘‘I know. It means….
S – Sardaron ka
M – Mazak udane ki
S – Service.
Banta: Oye, tu har SMS ko do baar kyun bhej raha
hai?
Santa : Kyunki agar tujhe ek forward karna ho to
dusra tere paas rahe.
Have you ever seen a fool wrapped in plastic?
NO?…then take a look at your passport.
Q: Why did d Pakistan hooker try to stab d madam?
A: She’d been working in d whorehouse for five years,
then she discovered d other girls got paid.
Q: What do a hooker and the icecream cone have in
common?
A: Every body gets a lick.
Have confidence that if you have done a little thing
well, you can do a bigger thing well too.
Q: How do valley Girls part their hair?
A: In d middle [Spread ur legs].
Q: What do a hooker and a bus have in common?
A: Everybody pays to get on.
Have spring in your heart and rainbow in your eyes;
with this SMS of happiness for you my feeling flies.
Thank you very much.
Q: Why do women have two sets of lips?
A: So they can piss and moan 8d same time.
Have you ever seen any lamp put off by the darkness?
But must have seen darkness gone with the lamp on…so
don’t curse the darkness…let’s light the lamp.
Q. What’s d definition of Vagina?
A: The box a penis comes in.
Q: What does an old woman have between her breasts
that a your woman doesn’t?
A: A navel!
Q: Did you hear d new and politically correct name 4
lesbian?
A: It has been changed to ‘Vagitarian!
Q: Do most men prefer panty hose or bare legs?
A: Something in between!
Santa : Mother, tommy has eaten up my book.
Mother: Bring him here, I will punish him.
Santa: I already did so by drinking the milk you gave
him.
Q: Why did johny believe his mother’s story about
having a black sponge between her legs?
A: Because he was the lady next door using hers to
wash his father’s face!
What’s the definition of a real loser?
A guy who has a wet dream and catches VD!
What would you call a sadist’s prostitute?
Strapped for cash!
How do you circumcise a woman?
Sit her naked on a wicker chair, and shave off whatever
hangs down!
Why did the bald man have holes in his pockets?
He loved to run his fingers through his hair!
Who has the world’s smallest chicken coop?
A woman! There’s only from for one cock, and he has
to stand on his head to get in!
