“India’s Funniest SMS Jokes: A Treasure Trove of Humor”
Jis mahfil mein khade ho jao,
Wahan Hritik bhi jhukta hai.
Kaho Na Pyar Hai,
Kya munh dukhta hai ?
Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya,
Ki Paaglon ke stock mein Naya Maal aaya.
While wating 4 d right person 2 come- play & have
fun with d wrong 1. But b careful with who u play
coz dat person mite b d right 1 all along.
If you fool me once shame on you. If you fool me
twice shame on me.
Dosti ki hai, nibhani to padegi,
Aapki taklif humein bantni to padegi.
Aapki taklif na jaan sake to dosti kis kam ki,
Aapke liye mar na sake to zindagi kis kam ki.
Dosti ki hai, nibhani to padegi,
Aapki taklif humein bantni to padegi.
Aapki taklif na jaan sake to dosti kis kam ki,
Aapke liye mar na sake to zindagi kis kam ki.
Woh kahate hain message churaya huwa hota hai,
Yun to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai.
Kuch to kadar kar aey zalim,
Aakhir selection to humara hota hai.
Good morning…Have u done two of the most
important things when you wake up today?
1. Pray, so that u may live… 2. Take a bath, so that
others may live too!
Kaun sa gum hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai,
Na to makeup hai, na baalon ko saja rakha hai.
Kham-kha cherti rahti hain yeh rukhsaaron ko,
Tumne zulfon ko bahut sar pe chada rakha hai.
Abe o burai ke rasgulle, Pap ki burfi, Bewafai ke
laddu, Matlabi chuski, Badmashi ke pede,
Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..
Apun 1 sher bolega:
Charon taraf chand fekrela hai light,
Bole to ho gayeli hai night.
Band karne ka tube light,
sone ka tight, Bole to, Bye Good Night..
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice.
He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch
& finallly said, ‘‘Torch to Theek hai.’’
Bazuon mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein bahut gum rakhta hun.
Aapki dosti ke baad logon se,
Wasta kuch kum rakhta hun.
Taza hawa ka jhonka aaya,
Khushbu teri sath laya.
Phir mere dil mein khayal aaya,
Aaj bhi tu Nahin NAHAYA.
Jis tarah Heere ko heera katta hai…
Jis tarah Sone ko sona katta hai…
Jis tarah Lohe ko loha katta hai..
Theek usi tarah ek din Tumhein kutta katega…
Meri taraf se apko 1 PAPPI,
Aapki saheli ko 1 PAPPI,
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 PAPPI,
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere ‘Doggy’ ne
10 PAPPI ko janam diya hai!
Bahar ki gali mein paan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan.
Devdas ne khilaya Paro ko paan,
Khake paan Paro boli, ”Shukriya Bhai Jan.”
Jab-Jab humein pyas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai.
Unki diwangi mein ho gaye itne diwane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
Long Time Ago…. Only idiots used…. to read my
SMS And Today, The history continues…
Santa: Sir, hun meri salary wada diyo, mera vyah ho
gaye hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hone wale hadseyan layi
factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
Santa falls in luv with a nurse. After much thinking, he
finally writes a love letter to her, “I luv u sister.”
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to
Ayodhya mil gaya.
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write
against mother tongue?
Santa: Very long…..!
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithe Bandar ne poocha:
Upar Kyun aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
