Internet Hilarity
“And have you heard about these two
school kids?”
“I’ve got four brothers and three sisters.
How many do you have?”
“I don’t have any, but I’ve got five papas
by my first mamma and six mammas by my first
papa.”
Father: “How are you getting on at school,
my boy?”
Son: “Be a sport, Dad, I never ask you how
you are getting on at the office.”
“Sunny asked Meena to marry him.”
“Did Meena say “Yes or No?”
Neither, Meena said, “Yuck.”
Sunny to Meena: “Do you ever look at a
man and wish you were single again?”
Meena: “Yes, every morning.”
The shorties: “I want to find out if I have
grounds for a divorce,” Sunny told the divorce
lawyer.
“Are, you married?” asked the lawyer.
“Why, yes, of course.” replied the Sunny
“Then you have grounds.”
Sunny to Meena: “If I die, I want you to
marry Vinay.”
Meena: “How come?”
Sunny: “Because years ago, he sold me a
dame horse.”
Sunny: “How much would you charge to
fix my car?”
Mechanic: “What’s wrong with it?”
Sunny: “I’m not sure.
Mechanic: “Twelve thousand rupees.”
Inspector: “Ticket please.”
Old Gentleman: “I’m sorry, I don’t know
where it’s gone.”
Conductor: “It’s all right, sir. It doesn’t
matter. I know you’ve paid.”
Old Gentleman: “But it does matter, If I
haven’t got my ticket, I don’t know where I am going to.”
“Did you see the front page story about me
in the morning paper?”
“You? You made the front page?”
“Yep, I sure did.”
“What’s it about?”
“Well, the headline reads, “Unemployed
people on Rise.”