इश्क़ की रौशनी: प्यार भरे एसएमएस संग्रह (Ishq Ki Roshni: Love-Filled SMS Collection)
Aansu mein na dhundhna
hame,
hum tumhe aankhon mein
mil jaayenge,
tamanna ho agar milne ki to
band aankhon se bhi nazar
aaenge.
Ishq Mohobbat to sabhi karte
hain,
Gum-e-Judai se wo sabhi
darte hain.
Hum to na ishq karte hain, na
mohobbat karte hain
bas apno ki ek smile ke liye
SMS karte hain!
SORRY… SORRY…
SORRY…..SORRY…
Don’t get confused, Arey Baba
SORRY means:
S-Some, O-One Is, R-Really,
R-Remembering, Y-You…..
Have a wonderful day…
Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa
gayi,
ki bahar aane se pehle fiz aa
gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle
bakri kha gayi.
Agar Hum Na hote to Gazal
Kaun kehta?
Aapke Chehare ko Kamal
kaun kahata?
Yeto Karishma hai Mohabbat
Ka,
Warna Patthar ki Divar ko
Tajmahal kaun kahata?
Kaash ham SMS hote,
Ek klik mein tumhare paas
hote,
Bhale tum hame delete kar
dete,
Par kuch pal ke liye ham
tumhare ehsas to hote!
ALLAH, aapko TATA ka
status,
AMBANI ki daulat,
VAJPAYEE ka dhiraj,
LADEN ki himmat, BUSH ki
taqat,
aur BILL GATES ki income
de, AMEEN!
Tum Bin Kahi Qarar Na Aaey
To Main Kya Karoo ..!!
Har Pal Teri Yaad Sataey To
Main Kya Karoo ..!!
Surat MaiN Apni BhOOl
Gaye Tujh Ko Dekh Kar ..!!
Her Aainey MeiN Tu Nazar
Aaye To Main Kya Karoo..!!
Pal pal imtahan leti hai
jindagi
roj naye sadme bhi deti hai
jindagi
fir bhi hum jindagi se shikwa
karen kaise
aap jaise log bhi to deti hai
jindagi.
Dil hi kya jo milnay ki dua na
karay, app ko bhula kay jiun
khuda na karay, raheyga
mera pyar zindagi bhar tak,
yeh aur baat hai zindagi wafa
na karay .
Aaj raat theek 12 baje ke
baad——————————1
bajega.
Ek machhar ki makhi say ho
gai shadi, pahli hi raat start ho
gai barbadi, machar becharay
ki kismat hi khoti thi..
makhi ODOMOS laga kay
soti thi.
Ga sakun nagma,wo saaz
kahan se laun,
Suna saku kuch aapko wo
andaz kahan se laun,
Yun to chand ki tarif karna
aasan hai,
Kar sak aapki tarif wo alfaj
kahan se laun.
Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh ke
har aashiq
ko mohabbat ki misal nazar
aati hai
Hum kis-kis ke liye Tajmahal
banwayen?
Hume to har ladki Mumtaj
nazar aati hai.
Ae zindagi yun mujhse daga
na kar,
Main zinda rahun yeh dua na
kar
Koi chhuta hai tujhe to hoti
zalan,
Ae hawa tu bhi usse chhuaa
na kar.
Jitne channel TV ke, Utne
nakhre BV ke,
TV chale remote se, BV chale
note se,
cheda agar TV ko tv hua
kharab,
jo cheda BV ko, Beghar hue
JANAAB.