“Jokes Galore: A Collection of Humorous Anecdotes”
Girlfriends are appetizers that taste good at any
time.
Mistresses are pizza, hot and spicey, eaten
frequently.
Their wife is curd and rice, eaten when nothing.
A boy to his girlfriend—
“Yeh to achcha hua ki raat tum mere sapne
me aa green aur mujhe night fall ho goya.
Tumhari bhi ijjat bach gayee aur mere bhi kam
ho gaya.”
A husband asking his wife—” Listen, Arti,
You are not caring me since the date, that hoy
is living with us as paying guests.
Arti—” You are not so much strong and warm
darling.”
Sardar gives 36 roses to a girl. The becomes
thrilled, excited, becomes nacked, lies down and
spread the leg and said—This is for roses.
Sardar murmured—Oh! You want thorn
(Kanta) too.
Girl: ”Will you fuck me like this after marriage
also?
Boy: ”Of course, if your husband doesn’t mind.
Three words by a female can fool any man—I love
you. Her 3 words can save any man’s life—I
can’t marry you. Her 3 words can demolish her
age—Is it in…