Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayenge,
Nazar ko badlo, nazare badal jayenge.
Kashtiyan badalne ki zaroorat nahin,
Dishaon ko badlo, Kinare badal jayenge.
Aapki muskan humari kumzori hai,
Kah na pana humari majburi hai.
Aap kyun nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zubaan dena zaroori hai?
Aey khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
Varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega.
Kaise ho? maze mein? tabiyat kaisi hai? ungli mein
dard nahin na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane?
Kamal hai yaar, fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
Palkon pe apni baithaya hai tumhein,
Bade dinon ke baad paya hai tumhein.
Aasani se nahin mile tum, National,
Zoological park se churaya hai tumhein.
Laloo: Itne khiladi football ko laat se kyun mar rahe
hain?
P.A.: Goal karne ke liye.
Laloo: Ball to pahle hi gol hai, aur kitna gol kareinge!
Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked, what he was doing?
He replied that Oye! higher studies yaar…
When I call u: 1 ring means I’m thinking of u, 2 rings
means I like u, 3 rings means I’m missing u, 4 rings
means I need u, 5 rings mean BAHRE PHONE UTHA!
Yaad karte hain tumhein tanhai mein,
Dil dooba hai gumon ki gahrai mein.
Humein mat dhundho duniya ki bhid mein,
Hum mileinge tumhein free SMS ki scheme mein!
When Words fail, Eyes Work,
When Eyes fail, Heart Works,
When Heart fail… To kya?
Samajh ke tapak gaya MAMU!
Dil ke dard ko zubaan par laate nahin,
Hum apni aankhon se aansu bahate nahin.
Zakhm chahe kitna hi gahra kyun na ho,
Hum DETTOL ke siva kuch lagate nahin.
Two snakes sitting in the jungle. Female snake tried
to kiss the male snake. Suddenly male snake turned
and started singing, ‘‘Zahar hai ki pyar hai tera
chumma!’’
Propose karne ka naya style..!
Chand ko tod dunga, Suraj ko phod dunga.
Tu ek bar haan kar de bus,
Pahli wali ko chod dunga!
Q: What does he do when he saw two banana peels?
A: He calls Banta.
A sardar was going with his sister. Some shouts, “Oye,
mashuka lekar kahan nikle.”
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says, ”Oye, mashuka
hogi teri. Meri to bahan hai!”
Ek sardar car mein battery lagwane gaya. Mechanic
ne poocha, “EXIDE ki lagaun?”
Sardar bola, “Yaar, bar-bar kaun ayega. DONO SIDE
KI LAGADE!”
Girlfriends are like net virus. They enter your life,
Scan your pockets, Edit your mind, Download
problems & Delete your happiness.
Dimaag ke liye—Santara ka juice, Aankhon ke
liye— Carrot ka juice, Sehat ke liye—Anaar ka juice,
Khush rahne ke liye—Mere ko SMS kiya kar kanjoos.
Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence….a life sentence!.
Dil ka dard dil todne wala kya jane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko zamana kya jane.
Yeh ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kya jane.
Bazuon mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun.
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.
Woh Zindagi hi kya jismein Mohabbat nahin,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jismein Yaadein nahin,
Woh Yaadein hi kya jismein Tum nahin,
Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahin.
Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyar, phir ekrar, phir
intezar, phir takrar, phir darar, sari mehnat bekar,
aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at ‘beer bar.’
Bechara kuch is ada se rukh hi badal gaya,
Ek shakhs sare shahar ko veeran kar gaya.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus : engagement ring, wedding
ring and Suffering.
A happy marriage is a latter of give and take—the
husband gives and the wife takes.
