“Jokes in Your Pocket: SMS Jokes to Share Anytime, Anywhere”
“I’VE got a wife who meets my train every
night, and we’ve been married then years.”
Bragged the first commuter.
“Well, I’ve got a wife who’s been doing the
same thing every night, and we’ve married
twenty years.” said the second.
“I can beat that,” said the third. “I’ve got a
a wife who meets me every night, and we’ve
married twenty years,” said the second.
“I can beat that,” said the third, “I’ve got a
a wife who meets me every night, and I’m not even
married.”
A woman was complaining to her neighbour
that her husband always came home late no
matter how she tried to stop him. “Take my
advice,” said the neighbour,” and do what I did.
One morning mine came home at three O’clock
in the morning, and I called out from my bed. is
that you, Alam?” That cured him.”
“Cured him?” asked the woman. “How?”
“His have’s Babar.”
BILL Clinton: The only man who can turn
attention away from one of his sex scandals with
another sex scandal.
“WOULD you mind coming over to my house?”
said, Gary.
Romeo on the telephone. “I promised my wife.
I wouldn’t go out with other women while she
was gone.”
“I thought I heard the young lady say, “Stop,”
said the driver.
“Well, Keep going,” said the guy. “She wasn’t
talking to you.”
EVERY man should have a wife—preferably his
own. “Welcome back from vacation, Alexander,”
said the boss to his bookkeeper. “Now, let’s get
cracking on those books. “Sid, I have a favour to
ask,” said the bookkeeper.”
“May I have Thursday off to get married?”
But you just had a vacation,” said the boss.
“Why didn’t you get married then?”
“What.” said the future bridegroom. “And spil
my action?”
LAYING down her vibrator, the nymphomaniac
answered the telephone in a very relaxed voice,
“I’m ready for your absence. A phone call now, Sir.”