“Knock-Knock Jokes”
We know a chorus girl who never votes in
an election, she simply doesn’t care who gets
in.
The expectant father paced the hospital
waiting room. “Say, this is our first child,” he
said to the relaxed veteran sitting in the corner
reading a newspaper. How long must you wait
before the baby is born before you can
resume marital relations with your wife?”
“Well,” that depended,” said the seasoned
sire, “On whether she’s in a ward or a private
room.”
The two sorority sisters were babbling gaily
over a double malted : How did you like the
bridge party that the sigs threw last night?” asked
one.
“Fine,” answered the other, “Until the
campus cops came and looked under the bridge.”
Arrwing home unexpectedly from a
business trip, the husband found his wife in bed
with his best friend, in what may be delicately
discribed as a compromising position.
“See here,” exclaimed the husband, just
what do you two think you’re doing?”
“See!” said the wife to the man beside her.
“Didn’t I tell you he was stupid?”
Making love to a woman too many times is
like scratching a place that doesn’t itch any more.
For every girl who has the curves, there are
a dozen men who have the angles.
“OK, you’re hired,” said the busy execuitve,
maving around his desk toward the buscorn
young female.
“Now, would you like to try for a raise?”
The dean of woman at a large Delhi
University recently began a speech to the student
body with these memorable words : “The
president of the University and I have decided
to stop petting on campus.”
“Oh, you’ll like it here,” said the
experienced steno to the new girl in the office.
“Lots of chances for the advances.”
“I’m so discouraged,” said the lovely
secretary as she bent down to pick up the papers
she had accidentally knocked off her boss desk.
“Everything I do seems to be wrong.”
“Oy, really,” said the boss. What are you
doing to night?”
The wife of a pal of ours is suing for divorce.
She claim he was spending his nights sitting up
with a chic friend.
We have it on good authority that one of
London’s biggest night club is going to introduce
a new act : a midget stripteaser. She’ll entertain
the customers. Who are under the tables.
A career girl’s mind moves her ahead, while
a chorus girl’s mind moves her behind.