Skip to content“Laugh-a-Minute: Hitting the Funny Bone with Indian SMS Jokes”
- Why are men like sperm cells?
Only one out of a million is useful.
- What’s the sexiest four-letter word?
Cash!
- Why is the bell a wedding symbol?
Because it has a long dong in it!
- Why is it estimated that only 99% of all people masturbate?
The other 1% were either taking the poll or answering
the door!
- What’s the main difference between men and women?
Women must play hared to get; men must get hard to
play!
- What did the patriot say as an excuse when he couldn’t
get excited because his wife had her period?
Better dead than red!
- What’s the first thing Adam did after he came upon
Eve?
Wiped her off with his fig leaf!
- What do lesbians study in college!
Cliterature!
- What’s a sexual hangup?
The book you hang your douche bag from!
- How can you tell if a gay is going on a diet?
He has his throat fitted for a diaphragm!
- What’s the difference between a young hooker and an
old hooker?
Vaseling and Polygrip!
- What’s a babysitter?
A teenage girl you hire to make out with her boyfriend
on the couch while you child cires itself to sleep!
- Why is being in the service like getting a blow job?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel!!
- What happend to the girl that had an imaginary
friend?
She was sent to the state Menstrual Institution for an
indefinite period!
- What’s a redneck?
A guy who’ll fuck a black girl, but won’t go to school
with her!
- What’s a hen?
A cock without a cock!
- What’s the best way to part a girl’s hair?
With you tongue!
- Why is sex so universal?
Because everybody fucks in the same language!
- How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital ward?
He’s the one blowing the foam off his bedpan!
- Why is life worth living?
There’s nothing else you can do with it!
- You do madams prefer one-storey brothels?
So there’ll be no fucking overhead!
- Why the trolleys were invented ?
To learn women to walk on their hind legs.
- Why does one do some peanut butter on his condom?
That makes him big and strong.
- Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid
blond girls increase at April 1st?
When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke.
- If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how come that
there are so many ugly people ?
- Why do you always find one shoelon the streets ?
- What’s a poor man’s jacuzzi?
Farting in the bathtub!
- How were Moses’s parents doubly blessed?
They not only had fun in bed, but they made a prophet!
- Who was probably the first person to declare
masturbation perfectly normal?
Someone who was very normal!
- What’s a wife?
An attachmented you screw on the bed to get the
housework done!
- You do so many guys come back from the bathroom
with wet spots on the front of their pants?
Because their peckers can’t snort!
- What do they bring you when you want to order food
in a lesbian bar?
A womenu!
- What should you brush with after oral sex?
Douche paste!
- The truth is, children are more difficult to bear after
birth than before.
- The reason the economy is bouncing back is because so
many checks are made of rubber.
- A nudist colony is the only place where you communicate by barely talking…
- It’s called ‘Cold cash’ because it’s never in your pocket
long enough to get warm.
- Most nurses are young women who hold your wrist
and then expect your pulse to be normal.
- A woman knows she’s getting old when she worries
more about how her shoes fit than how her seater fits.
