Little Miss Drugy
little miss drugy sat in a
buggy smoking a pipe of
weed alongcame a spider
skinned up beside her and
sold her some acid and
speed.
Jack and Jill
Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy,
Jack popped out his big’n
airy, Jill said “WOW WOT
A WHOPPER let’s go home
& DO IT PROPER
Dear Mammy love annie
There was a young girl
from Wick, who asked her
mum what’s a prick, her
mother said Annie it goes
up your fanny and jumps
up and down till it’s sick.
IRA
what do you do if a irish
man through’s a pin at you
… … you runcause he’s got
a grenade in his mouth
Cock Sucker Detecotor
This is acock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone…..
.. scanning….
The test was positive
90percent sperm breath…
cOCK SUCKER !!
Pink Vagina
Dad, what does a vagina
look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley
details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog
eating maiyonnaise?
Red Riding Hood
Bad wolf told red riding
hood. Lift your top so ican
suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking
book says!
Fuck for money
sex is good sex is funny
many people fuck for
money
but if you think sex is
funny fuck yourself and
safe your money
?Luv me tender,luv me
sweet,rap ur lips around
my meat,watch &
smile,watch me grin,watch
thecum drip down mychin!
5 reasons not 2 b a penis
1)ur bald ur entire life
2)both ur naybors r nutz
3)an arsehole lives b’hind u
4)ur bestm8s acunt
5)wen xcited u throw up
den faint!
Beat me eat me bite my
bum, whip me strip me
make mecum, suck me fuck
me and lick me out,then
tickle my nipples until I
shout!
3 advantages of gettin a
£50 note tattood on urcock:
1- Ucan play wiv ur
money,
2- Ucan see ur money grow
3- Ur girlcan blow as much
money as she wants
D boys say i luv u,U
beleve its true,9months l8r
he says to hell wiv u,D
baby is a bastard,D mother
is a whore,Nun of dis wood
av happened if d rubber
hadnt tore!
Is it d whiskey dat makes
u frisky.Is it d brandy dat
makes u randy,Is it d gin
dat makes u slip in,Is it d
rum dat makes ucum!
Cat & Rooster walkin near
d pool,Cat falls in the
pool,Rooster starts
laughin,Moral of d
story?..Wen ever theres a
happycock theres a wet
pussy!
Roses are red, Pickles are
green, I love your legs &
whats in between!
I like your style, I like
yourclass, but most of all i
like your arse!
There are 206 bones in
your body! Would u like
another?
I want triplets, You want
twins, Lets get in bed and
see who wins!
LETS PLAY WAR!! You
lay down and i’ll blow the
shit out of you!
