“Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious SMS Jokes”
THREE women describing the size of their
husband—
1st Women: My husband’s size is 9 inches.
The other two: Oh! This could be very difficult
to bear him.
2nd Women: My husband’s size is 7 inches.
The other two: Oh! This is a perfect size.
You must be enjoying yourself a lot.
3rd woman: My husband’s size is 4 inches.
The other two: Oh! This is a very small size. It
is better to use his tongue!
A lady asking the rates of bananas from a
person selling fruits—” Bhaiya, Kela Kya Bhav
hai” The person selling fruits—” Mota wala
bareha rupiya dozen aur Lamba wala solah
rupiya dozen.”
The Lady—”Yeh lamba wala mehanga kyo
hai?”
The person selling fruits—” Lamba ka alag hi
maja hota hai mem sahab.”
A lady complaining to her maidservant “about
her lost pantie in the presence of their husband—” Bata
meri pantie kahan gayee?”
The maid-servant saying to that lady’s
husband—”Sahib, aap hi madam ko bata do
na…”Aapko to pata hai mein pantie nahi
penchant.”
“WHAT do you think I should order?”
“Better order a doctor. Here comes my
husband.”
And then people say when an old man marries
a young girl, it means he’s buying a book to be
read by others.
It was midnight, the phone rang at police
headquarters, and the voice exclaimed, “There’s
a sex maniac in my house.” “Try to be calm,
lady,” the cop said reassuringly. “We’ll have
someone there in a few minutes.”
“Oh, that’s not necessary,” the caller remarked,
“Just send somebody to pick him up in the
morning.”
WHENEVER a girl tosses her head, she will
usually and upon someone else’s pillow…
VIRGINITY is like a fruit case, said the old man.
“The longer it keeps, the better it gets.”
THE pharmacist’s daughter received this
advice from her father: “When it comes to going
out with drugstore cowboy-know what to do,
know when to do it, but don’t do it.”
“YOU’RS so unresponsive,” exclaimed the
frustrated husband “that I would not be surprised
if you used cold cream between your legs.”
“And You,” cackled his spouse, “must use
vanishing cream between your.”
AFTER spending a most pleasant night with a
Paris called Girl; the man remarked, “I don’t see
how do you get by, charging me only 200, Rupees,
for spending the whole pleasant night with you,
and giving me a free break-fast beside them; she smiled
and countered, Oh, it all balances out.
I do a little blackmailing on the side.