“Laugh Riot: Exploring the Funniest SMS Jokes in India”
Jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi hai ek female,
Bhul gaya hai sab kuchh Jaise computer, e-mail.
Tumhare intezar mein neend aayee so gaya,
Yeh dekho mera connection ’time out’ ho gaya.
Nazar mein to kai hain Par dil se ek woh only hain,
Problem yehi hai ki Woh ab ‘read only’ hain.
Dil se Ab ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon,
Pyar se ‘debug’ karna, main wait kar raha hoon.
Tere Pyar ke liye zamin-aasman ek kar doonga,
Tu na mili to apni zindagi ‘Ctrl+alt+delete’ kar
doonga.
5 great people:
1. Quaid—woh to ab rahe nahin.
2. Wasim Akram—woh kisi kaam ke nahin.
3. Aishwarya Rai—apni pahunch se bahar.
4 & 5. Baqi rahe aap aur hum—So keep in Touch.
Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahin Aaya,
Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahin Khaya.
Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mein,
Laila Baithi Thi Sms Free Hone Ke Intezar mein.
Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahin Aaya,
Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahin Khaya.
Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mein,
Laila Baithi Thi Sms Free Hone Ke Intezar mein.
Chand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai.
Bottle mein Pepsi se zyaada….used Socks mein smell
se zyaada…. Adnan Sami mein charbi se zyaada…
Mithai mein sweet se zyaada… Pakistan mein
corruption se zyaada… I LOVE U.
Sunsaan sarak ki sukhe hue peepal Ki Tuti Hui
Tahnee ke Murjhai Hue Pattay Pe Baithe Hue bhoot
Ke Pair Se Nikalte Hue Khoon Ke Beemar
Bacteria…HOW R U??
Tum sa koi dusra is zameen par hua to rab se
shikayat hogi….Ek ko jhela nahin jata, dusra aa gaya
to kya halat hogi!!!
SMS doesn’t mean only ‘Short Messaging Service’ but
it also means ‘Sweet Moments Shared’ with lovely
friend like you! So send SMS.
Q: Why do accountants make good lovers?
A: They’re great with figures.
The rose speaks of love silently in a language
known only to the heart.
Q: How will everyone remember Bill Clinton in
history?
A: The president after Bush.
10000 new jobs…all tax inspectors?!
Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.
A sardar buys 4 tyres coz they were cheap.
His wife shouts, ‘‘Why did u buy tyres, when we don’t
have a car?’’
Sardar shouted back, ‘‘Do I say anything when u buy
Bra…?’’
Santa Singh: My doctor told me to drink carrot juice
after a hot bath to cure my cold.
Banta Singh: Does it work?
Santa Singh: I don’t know… I can never finish drinking
the hot bath.
Santa & Banta sit in a coffee house…
Santa: Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi.
Banta: To kya?
Santa: Arey Bewakoof, menu card padh—
HOT COFFEE Rs.20/-, COLD COFFEE Rs.40/-.
Jab I ne U se pyaar kiya, to night ko sleeping chor
diya, tere face ki gentle beauty ne, mere kind heart
ko phor diya.
Badi asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain,
Badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain.
Le jaati hai mohabbat un rahon par,
Jahan diye nahin dil jalaye jaate hain.
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota,
Tum is baat pe itna hansti, tum us baat pe khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe yeh kahti, tum us baat pe woh kahti,
Shukar hai ki tum nahin ho!!!
Q: Why do Sardars always smile during lightning
storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Tere pyar ki roshni aisi hai ki,
Har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai.
Sochta hun ki ghar ki bijli katwa dun,
Kambakht bill bahut aata hai.
Jawaab teri shayari ka…. deinge hum shayari mein,
Naam tera likh baithe hain…. apne dil ki diary mein.
Hi Musharraf! Needs 500 donkeys to attack on India.
499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo.
