“Laughing Express: Hilarious Stories for a Good Chuckle”
Two ladies were walking. They saw that a dog
was trying to fuck a bitch. His penis was out.
One lady said—” Oh! What a red Colour, It is
like lipstick.”
The other replied—” Do you have the same in
your Box…!”
Q. What is the speed of Rajadhani Express?
A. When a lady is about to reach her orgasm.
She muses to her partner—” Come on, Fuck
me fast.”
This moment’s speed is the speed of
Rajdhani.
What is the difference between sex and index?
One gives pain; the other gives relief…
A Gynaecologist is the only fool on earth who
saw the problem at that place where the whole world
enjoys…
Q. What is a similarity between Monica Lewancki
and Monica Seles?
A. Both are players—One is a Tennis player,
The other is a penis player.
Q. Thanda Matlab?
A. Lola-Lola…!
Bhagat Kabir predicted sex status in the computer
age. “Kehat Kabir Suno Bhai Sadho Aisa Din
Bhi Ayega—Chut chudegi Computer se, Aur
Loda e-mail se Ayega…!
What are the three biggest tragedies in man’s
life?
1. Life Sucks!
2. Job sucks!
3. But wife just doesn’t suck!!!…
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field and signs of our service, Your handset
will vibrate for one hour. So keep it in your’s Ass
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They say smoking decreases 5 minutes of life
and sex increases 8 minutes of your life.
So, in a nutshell, a fucker smoker never dies.
It was a wise old botanist, Who pointed out
that a penis is the only thing that has to be grown
before it is planted….!