“Mastering Modern SMS: Tips and Tricks”

 

  • Days are too BUSY…
    Hours are too FEW…
    Seconds are too FAST…
    but there is Always a time for me to ask…
    How R U & Hope U R FINE. MISS U!

 

  • Sometimes I 4get
    2say HI, sometime
    I miss 2reply, sometimes
    my msg doesn’t reach u,
    but it doesn’t mean I 4get u, bcoz
    u r 1 of a kind and always in mind…

 

  • Agar Zinda ho to SMS bhejo. Aasman mein ho to
    BARISH bhejo..SWARG mein ho to APSARA bhejo..
    NARAK mein ho to ENJOY urself.

 

  • MSG Na Karke Dil Tod Diya, Mobile Dafna Dena,
    Kafan Na Mile to Apna Rumal Uda Dena.
    Koi Puche Rog Kya tha,
    To Nazrein Jhuka Ke Kanjusi Bata dena.

 

  • Dear Subscriber! Good Morning!!!
    U r due date to take bath for this month is today…
    Please take bath by due date to avoid khujli,
    dandruf….. Thanks!!!!

 

  • Good News 4 U…
    Rent free accomodation (Khana, Peena, Sona,
    Rahna…Everything is free). For more details dial 100.

 

  • A woMAN has MAN in it.
    MRs has MR in it.
    feMALE has MALE in it.
    mADAM has ADAM in it.
    So girls are always incomplete without boys.

 

  • Aapke miss call bhi kya baat hain,
    Aapke sms bhi din raat hain.
    Kabhi kabhi ek phone bhi kiya karo,
    Suna hai aapake awaaz mein bhi khas baat hai.

 

  • DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
    Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
    Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajhana,
    Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!

 

  • Good-looking people should be thrown out of
    country!!!
    U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???

 

  • Police: Are you married?
    Sardar : Yes, to a woman.
    Police (angrily) : Of course. Did you ever hear of
    anyone marrying a Man ?
    Sardar : My sister did.

 

  • Doston ki kumi ko pahchante hain hum,
    Duniya ke gumon ko bhi jante hain hum.
    Aap jaise doston ke hi sahare,
    Aaj bhi hanskar jeena jante hain HUM.

"Mastering Modern SMS: Tips and Tricks"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • Don’t let the past hold you back; you’re missing the
    good stuff.

 

  • Life’s short. If you don’t look around once in a while,
    you might miss it.

 

  • True friendship never ends.

 

  • A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and
    lucky to have.

 

  • If you think that the world means nothing, think again.
    You might mean the world to someone else.

 

  • Love is in the air… shit if only I had a plane right now.

 

  • PYAR Karne wale PARESHAN ho gaye,
    SHAADI karne wale SHARABI ho gaye.
    DIVORCE dene wale DEVDAS ho gaye,
    MUJHSE Dosti karne wale KHUSHI se PAGAL ho
    gaye…!!!

 

  • Ankhein kholun to chehra tumhara ho, band karun
    to sapna tumhara ho, mar bhi jaun to koi gum nahin,
    agar kafan ke badle rumal tumhara ho…..

 

  • Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
    Every silence is a sign of loneliness.
    Every smile is a sign of kindness,
    Every SMS is a symbol of rememberness…

 

  • Girl’s Excuse:
    Phone mat karo dear,
    Mum hoti hai near,
    Papa se lagta hai fear,
    Bhai karta hai interfear,
    Baat nahin hoti hai clear,
    Isiliye SMS karo dear….

 

  • Namaskar!!!! Yeh Humari Madhyaratri Seva Hai.
    Ismein Hum aadhi raat ke baad logon ki neend kharab
    karte hain. Dhanyawaad. Ab so jaiye. Good Night.

 

  • Aey dost itna to yaad kiya hota,
    Ek pyar bhara msg bhej diya hota.
    Kaise jite hain teri yaad mein,
    Ek baar humara haal pooch liya hota.

 

  • Din ke saath raat nahin hoti,
    Sitaron se baat nahin hoti.
    Tumhein chahate hain hum jaan se bhi jyada,
    Khuda jaane tumse mulakat kyun nahin hoti.

 

  • Phulon mein SUGANDH hai,
    Guide mein DEVANAND hai.
    Jasuson mein KARAMCHAND hai,
    Kya aap mein aur hum mein koi SAMBANDH hai?
    AGAR haan to janab sms kyun band hai?