“Mastering Modern SMS: Tips and Tricks”
- Days are too BUSY…
Hours are too FEW…
Seconds are too FAST…
but there is Always a time for me to ask…
How R U & Hope U R FINE. MISS U!
- Sometimes I 4get
2say HI, sometime
I miss 2reply, sometimes
my msg doesn’t reach u,
but it doesn’t mean I 4get u, bcoz
u r 1 of a kind and always in mind…
- Agar Zinda ho to SMS bhejo. Aasman mein ho to
BARISH bhejo..SWARG mein ho to APSARA bhejo..
NARAK mein ho to ENJOY urself.
- MSG Na Karke Dil Tod Diya, Mobile Dafna Dena,
Kafan Na Mile to Apna Rumal Uda Dena.
Koi Puche Rog Kya tha,
To Nazrein Jhuka Ke Kanjusi Bata dena.
- Dear Subscriber! Good Morning!!!
U r due date to take bath for this month is today…
Please take bath by due date to avoid khujli,
dandruf….. Thanks!!!!
- Good News 4 U…
Rent free accomodation (Khana, Peena, Sona,
Rahna…Everything is free). For more details dial 100.
- A woMAN has MAN in it.
MRs has MR in it.
feMALE has MALE in it.
mADAM has ADAM in it.
So girls are always incomplete without boys.
- Aapke miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain.
Kabhi kabhi ek phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hai aapake awaaz mein bhi khas baat hai.
- DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajhana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!
- Good-looking people should be thrown out of
country!!!
U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
- Police: Are you married?
Sardar : Yes, to a woman.
Police (angrily) : Of course. Did you ever hear of
anyone marrying a Man ?
Sardar : My sister did.
- Doston ki kumi ko pahchante hain hum,
Duniya ke gumon ko bhi jante hain hum.
Aap jaise doston ke hi sahare,
Aaj bhi hanskar jeena jante hain HUM.
- Don’t let the past hold you back; you’re missing the
good stuff.
- Life’s short. If you don’t look around once in a while,
you might miss it.
- True friendship never ends.
- A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and
lucky to have.
- If you think that the world means nothing, think again.
You might mean the world to someone else.
- Love is in the air… shit if only I had a plane right now.
- PYAR Karne wale PARESHAN ho gaye,
SHAADI karne wale SHARABI ho gaye.
DIVORCE dene wale DEVDAS ho gaye,
MUJHSE Dosti karne wale KHUSHI se PAGAL ho
gaye…!!!
- Ankhein kholun to chehra tumhara ho, band karun
to sapna tumhara ho, mar bhi jaun to koi gum nahin,
agar kafan ke badle rumal tumhara ho…..
- Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
Every silence is a sign of loneliness.
Every smile is a sign of kindness,
Every SMS is a symbol of rememberness…
- Girl’s Excuse:
Phone mat karo dear,
Mum hoti hai near,
Papa se lagta hai fear,
Bhai karta hai interfear,
Baat nahin hoti hai clear,
Isiliye SMS karo dear….
- Namaskar!!!! Yeh Humari Madhyaratri Seva Hai.
Ismein Hum aadhi raat ke baad logon ki neend kharab
karte hain. Dhanyawaad. Ab so jaiye. Good Night.
- Aey dost itna to yaad kiya hota,
Ek pyar bhara msg bhej diya hota.
Kaise jite hain teri yaad mein,
Ek baar humara haal pooch liya hota.
- Din ke saath raat nahin hoti,
Sitaron se baat nahin hoti.
Tumhein chahate hain hum jaan se bhi jyada,
Khuda jaane tumse mulakat kyun nahin hoti.
- Phulon mein SUGANDH hai,
Guide mein DEVANAND hai.
Jasuson mein KARAMCHAND hai,
Kya aap mein aur hum mein koi SAMBANDH hai?
AGAR haan to janab sms kyun band hai?