“Modern Messaging: Beyond Plain Text”

 

  • Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,
    Man mein har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hain.
    Najane kab aa jaye aapka sms,
    Isliye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hain.

 

  • Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara,
    Lagta hai pyara ek-ek taara.
    Un taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara,
    Jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS humara….

 

  • My eyes R hurting coz I can’t C U,
    My arms R empty coz I can’t hold U,
    My lips R cold coz I can’t kiss U but,
    My heart is breaking coz I’m not with U!

 

  • Ho aapki life mein khushiyon ka mela,
    Kabhi na aaye koi bhi jhamela.
    Sada sukhi rahe aapka basera,
    I wish you a very happy n refreshing savera…
    Hv a nice day!!!

 

  • Grl frnd Ko ‘I love you’ bolna hai aur recharge
    Khatam. Hutch Ka chota recharge. Arey chota
    recharge Kyun? Local booth jake ‘ I love you bolna!’
    1 rupay mein Kam Khatam.

"Modern Messaging: Beyond Plain Text"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I’ll let
    you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and
    care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

 

  • Friendship is a little more trust, a little more laugh, a
    little less cry, a little more luv, a little less fight, a little
    more WE & a little Less I.

 

  • When u r alone, When u r crying, When u r upset, Don’t
    think of me!! Just call me coz incoming is free for me..
    my friend!!

 

  • You can fall from a mountain, you can fall from a tree,
    but the best way to fall, is to fall in love with me.

 

  • Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most
    beautiful one on earth.

 

  • Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!

 

  • A dream costs nothing unless you want it to come
    true.

 

  • Tu chand mange main chand de dun…
    Tu raat mange main raat de dun…
    Tu dil mange main dil de dun…
    Tu dil mange…Bas yaar…..
    Bheek mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai!!

 

  • Yash Johar is producing a new film & is searching 4
    new talent. I’ve suggested ur name. Pls go & meet
    him. The movie’s name is AQAL HO NA HO.

 

  • Baagon mein phul khilte rahenge…
    Raat mein diye jalte rahenge…
    Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahein hamesha…
    Baaki hum to hamesha tang karte rahenge!!!

 

  • I always think about you. I can’t live without you.
    I really need you. I’m totally mad about you.
    I just wanna be with you. I’m very desperate for you.
    I’m crazy 4 you. I wanna marry you. I LOVE you.
    Aisa mujhe baju wali kahti hai.

 

  • I’m in hospital now.
    After 5min. I’ll be transfered 2 a surgery room. The
    doctor said that I’ll die if I stop recieving ur SMS!

 

  • What’s wrong with ur cell? Tried calling lot of times.
    Everytime I dail ur number the operator say,
    ”The subscriber you r calling is a monkey.
    Pls call the Zoo for details.”

 

  • Is duniya mein bewafaon ki koi kami nahin..Ab
    SURAJ ko hi dekh lo… aata hai USHA ke saath, rahta
    hai KIRAN ke saath, aur jata hai SANDHYA ke
    saath.

 

  • Ram ne dhanush toda to Sita daudi chali aayi….
    Krishna ne Bansuri bajai to Radha chali aayi….
    Humne sirf “ Seeti “ bajai to WOH baap ko bula layi.

 

  • Gandhi ji bhi chale gaye, nehru ji bhi mar gaye,
    Subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata nahin,
    Aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahin hai….
    Pata nahin is desh ka ab kya hoga.

 

  • You are an I.D.I.O.T.
    I=Intelligent
    D=Decent
    I=Impressive
    O=Optimistic
    T=Talented
    Are you smiling now?? * YOU IDIOT *

 

  • Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
    A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!