Q: Why is d space between a woman’s breast and her
hips called a waist?
A: Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in
there!
Q: What do you do if ur girl friend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use some lubricant!
You can’t help feeling sorry for that poor little mind,
all alone in that great big head.
When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a
falling star, don’t wonder why, just make a wish.
Trust me, it will come true,
Because I did it and I found you!
Women admire a man because he is strong , but they
love him for his weaknesses.
What I feel for you, is really true. You got to know, I
need you so. When you are gone, I can’t go on. Can’t
you see, that you are the only one for me?
That I love you is no wonder. But the fact that you
care about me, that is very special.
Q: What is d definition of a menstrual period?
A: A bloody waste of fucking time!
Q: How do you know ur girl friend is really hot?
A: When you put ur hand in her panties and it feels like
you’s feeding a horse.
What’s a virgin monkey?
A monkey that won’t let another monkey around with
her monkey!
What’s the best way for a man to sneak into the house
late?
Stop in, slam the door, storm upstairs, throw open the
door, and bellow, ‘‘OK baby, let’s fuck!’’ (She’ll pretend to be alseep!)
You are always in my heart, here and everywhere…
No one in the whole world makes me
feel this way.
You are like the sunshine so warm…you are like
sugar so sweet… you are like you… and that’s the
reason why I love you!
You must be a good runner because you are always
running in my mind, you must be a good thief
because you have stolen my heart, and I am always a
bad shooter because I Miss You Always…
I have the “I”, I have the “L”, I have the “O”, I have
the “V”, I have the ”E”,… so pls can I have “U”?
If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well
there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope.
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People …Kiss is
not like Nike..Just Do It…Kiss is not like Pepsi…Yeh
Dil Maange More…But Kiss is like Pan Parag…Ek Se
Mera Kya Hoga.
You look so fine! I want to… break your heart and
give you mine.
Do you believe in love at first sight .. or do I have to
walk by again??
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me… If u
save it thats bcoz u desire me…& if u ignore it thats
bcoz u miss me. So what u gonna do with It?
If you love someone, put their name in a circle,
instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but
circles go on forever.
Sometimes… life get to so busy…I couldn’t say Hi,
make a call or send a reply…but it doesn’t mean I
4got U…coz in my heart I keep you.
Love under the stars…they seem very far, but you
are so close the star I love the most.
Ek Sardar jhad pe baithkar gaa rahe the. Achanak
dusra sardar jhad se ulta latakkar gaane laga. Pahle
wale sardar ne dusre wale sardar se poocha, ‘‘Ulta
kyun latka hai.’’
Dusra Sardar bola, ‘‘Oye, side B gaa raha hun.’’
Santa khali kadhahi mein chammach chala raha tha.
Banta ne poocha, ‘‘Kya bana rahe ho?’’
Santa Bola, ‘‘BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon.’’
A man told Santa, ‘‘Banta is kissing your wife.’’
Santa hurriedly rushed to home. Within half hour he
came back angrily and slapped the man and said, ‘‘He
is not Banta.’’
