“Modern SMS Best Practices: Tips for Effective Communication”
Hi! I am marrying next week. There will be a small
party and only a few people will be invited…so I am
inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just
bring someone to marry me.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep
cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds
cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
DON’T frown.You never know who is falling in love
with your smile.
When the time comes for you to give your heart to
someone make sure that u select spmeone who will
never break your heart coz broken hearts have no
spare parts.
What is wrong with your cell every time I call a voice
comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey pls
contact zoo for detail.
A Friend is Sweet when its NEW. Its Sweeter when
its TRUE. But you know that its the sweetest when it
is U.
Someday u may lose ur hair…u may lose ur teeth…ur
money & even lose ur mind…But 1 thing u will never
lose is ur good looks .. coz u can’t lose wat u don’t
have!
To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others,
use your heart.
Love stops being a joy when it stops being a secret.
When Nights are long & Friends are few, I sit by my
window & think of u. A silent whisper a silent tear,
With all my Heart I wish you were here.
Think Big… Think Positive… Think Smart… Think
Beautiful… Think Great… I know, that is too much for
u, so here is a shortcut… JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
If I cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made
me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of
my hand.
A square has 4 end, A triangle has 3 end, segment
has 2 end, but our friendship has no end.
If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend…U R THE BEST !!!
Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,and
impossible to forget.
Destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your
heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life…
Most people walk in and out of your life, but only
FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.
Meaning of Friendship :
F—forever , R—responsible, I—intelligent , E—eager
to mail , N—nice , D—divine, S—simple, H—heartly,
I—interested, P—peaceful.
Being in love is when she looks at you and says, ‘‘I
would like to be a cannibal.’’
The day I’ll die, when death replaces birth, I’ll
recognize angel’s faces, coz I live with one on earth.
Like a rose needs water, a season needs change,
a poet needs a pen, I need you!!
When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to
look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to
become an obsession.
Why can’t a blonde dial 911?
Because She can’t find the eleven!!!
Har karz dosti ka ada kaun Karega,
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega.
Aey khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega.
Hearts could only love for a while, Feet could only
walk for a mile, Clothes won’t forever be in style, But
having you as my love is forever worthwhile.
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked
too, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be
disconnected!
How strange that your love can as easily put a smile on
my face, a tears in my eyes!
Push down if you miss me… that is sweet of you
…Very sweet indeed …You can stop now…You really
miss me, he… me too.
