Aaj khushiyon ki koi duhai dega,
Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega.
Mohabbat karne walo dekh ke mohabbat karna,
Ek aansu bhi gira to sunai dega..
Sunahri dhup barsat ke bad, thodi si hansi har bat
ke bad, usi tarah ho mubarak aapko yeh nayi subah
kal rat ke bad.
Marne ki bat na karna, zindagi hai jine ke liye,
Kuda ne Mohabbat banayi, Zindagi pane ke liye.
Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo, Khushiyon ko save
karo, Dushman ko hide karo, Dost ko enter karo: Phir
dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang nahin hoga.
Chand taron ka noor aap par barse, har koi aapki
chahat ko tarse; aapki zindagi mein aayein itni
khushiyan, ki aap ek gum pane ko tarsen.
Spell MOHABBAT:
M = Maut,
O = Ouljhan,
H = Haadsa,
A = Aansu,
B = Barbaadi,
B = Bewafai,
A = Andhera, and
T = Tanhaai.
Pray to god to preserve you from bad women, and
preserve yourself from the good ones.
The best marketing tip : Make a customer, not a sale.
People who do lots of work…make a lots of mistakes;
people who do less work…make less mistakes; people
who do no work…make no mistake; people who make
no mistakes no mistakes…Get promoted!
The beauty of morning isn’t the sunrise but the thought
of God giving us another day to see through life and
become more wise! Wishing you a very good day
forever.
Dua karte hain hum KHUDA se,
Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye.
Uski rahon mein jab andhera aaye,
To roshni ke liye woh humein jalaye!
Dost 1 sahil hai toofan ke liye, Dost 1 aina hai armano
ke liye. Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano ke liye,
Dost 1 khwahish hai aap jaise dost paane ke liye.
Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,
Tum bin hum bahut akele hain.
Sab kuch chorke tumhein SMS kar rele hain,
Dekho hum kitne vele hain!
Sabse intelligent kaun: TUM
sabse smart kaun: TUM
sabse storng kaun: TUM
in sabmein TUM se zyada kaun: HUM
lekin duniya mein sabse accha dost kaun:
HUM-TUM
Preeto on seeing new baby of Jeeto : He’s beautiful.
He looks just like his father.
Jeeto : I know, It’s a pity, he doesn’t look more like my
husband.
The difficult is what takes a little time, the impossible
is what takes a little longer.
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with
a personality, but must live with a character.
The flowers may die, the rivers may dry, you may
forget me, but never will I. Happy Valentine’s Day.
May these good luck wishes soon be replaced with of
success to you!
Good Luck for good things to happen and good results
to happen.
When she goes down to the waterfront, even the
tugboats stop whistling.
Q: What’s d difference between ‘ooh’ and ‘aah’?
A: About three inches.
Merry Xmas, Happy New Year, Happy Diwali, Happy
Birthday…
Now get lost and don’t annoy me for next 12 months.
Message are given to those who are apart, but what
shall I give, when you are in my heart.
He has a very sympathetic face. It has everyone‘s
sympathy.
He looks much better without your glasses.
There’s only one trouble with his face—it shows.
When she comes out of a beauty parlour, she looks as
though she believe it.
She’s as wrinkled as a last year’s apple.
My love is like song that goes on and on forever.
My love is like a prisoner, it’s to u that I surrender.
Never miss an opportunity to see anything that is
beautiful because beauty is god’s own hand-writing.
No Quality +No Style = Laloo,
No Quality but style = Sonia,
Quality but No Style = Vajpai,
Quality + Style = Guess…who?
You are right…It’s Only me!
