“Modern SMS: Unlocking the Secrets of Effective Messaging”
Life is a paradox whatever you want you don’t get,
whatever you get you don’t enjoy,
whatever you enjoy is not permanent,
and whatever is permanent is boring…
The word HELLO means:
H=How are you?
E=Everything alright?
L=Like 2 hear from you!
L=Love 2 see you soon.
O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO.
Mere marne ke baad meri qabr pe Aloo bo dena,
Ki pata chale main chat ka shoukeen tha!!!
Love: When you write peoms abut your partner.
Lust : When all you write is your phone number.
Marriage : When all you write is cheques.
Kadam-Kadam Par Baharon Ne Sath Chod Diya,
Pada Jab Waqt To Apnon Ne Sath Chod Diya.
Qasam Khai Thi Sitaron Ne Sath Dene Ki,
Subah Hote Hi Sitaron Ne Sath Chod Diya.
Dil lagane se pahle iski sazaa jaan lo yaro,
Bhari mahfil mein yeh dil tod diya jata hai.
Dard ban jaati hai phir yaad us haseena ki,
Jiski chahat mein yeh dil deewana hota hai.
Samne hai jo use log bura kahte hain,
Jisko dekha hi nahin usko khuda kahte hain!
Ek Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil Ki Ret Par,
Phir Umr Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi.
Aise likhne ka bhi kya fayda jo jhuta lage,
Aise rang ka bhi kya fayda jo fika lage.
Shayari woh hai jo dil se nikle aur jise sunke,
Har dil mein thoda sa to dard jage.
Humko mita sake yeh zamane mein dum nahin,
Hamse zamana khud hai, zamane se hum nahin.
Woh mere dil ko kuchal ke chali gayi,
Aey mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,
Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin,
Baat hoti gulon tak to sah lete hum,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq humara nahin.
Tumne apni zulfon ko is tarah bikhera hai,
Ek taraf ujaala hai, ek taraf andhera hai.
Chal padi hain kashtiyaan door hai kinaraa,
In maujon se pooch lena, kya haal hai humara.
Ab hawaein kareingi roshniyon ka faisla,
Jis diye mein jaan hogi woh diya rah jayega.
Guzare huve kal ki yaad aati hai,
Kuch lamhon se aankh bhar aati hai.
Subah rangeen shaam nirali doob jati hai,
Jab aap jaise doston ki yaad aati hai.
Aey kaash! kahin aisa hota, do dil hote seene mein,
Ek toot bhi jaata ishq mein to taklif na hoti jeene mein.
Yeh zamin roi aasmaan ke saath,
Jab Ramaayan jali Quraan ke saath.
Yeh zubaan sach likh to sakti hai,
Haath bhi kaat do zubaan ke saath.
Tum rooh mein shamil ho, Ragon mein rawa ho,
Magar mere hathon ki lakeeron mein kahan ho?
Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakaat kar leta hai.
Bada Mushkil hota hai tab Jawab dena,
Jab koi Khamosh rahkar sawaal kar leta hai.
Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.
Yaad karte hain tumhein tanhai mein,
Dil dooba hai gumon ki gahrai mein.
Humein mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,
Hum mileinge tumhein tumhari parchaain mein.
To make it straight she pulls it. To make it stand she
rubs it. To make it stiff she licks it. To get it in she
pushes it. What is she doing? Threading a needle!
Loving and being loved is feeling the sun shine at
both sides.
I love you even more than when I started this
sentence.
Push down if you miss me…that is sweet of you…
Very sweet indeed…You can stop now…You really
miss me, ….Me too.
Kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahin jaate,
Kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahin jaate.
Kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahin jaate,
Aur kuch aap jaise dost hote hain jo chore nahin jaate.
