How do you keep an idiot in suspense ???
…Tell you later !!!
Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so I can
suck your tits. No, she said lifting her skirt. Eat me like
the fucking book says!
A train is bout 2 crash! A frantic virgin strips off & says,
“Can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?” So a
man takes off his clothes & says, “Iron these!”
Wats d closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It
cums once a month. Lasts About 3 or 4 days & if it
doesn’t cum every1s in trouble!
Q : Did you hear about d blind gynaecologist?
A : He could read lips.
3 good manners of male penis:
1. Courteous-it stands before performing.
2. Emotional-it cries during the performance.
3. Polite-it bows down after the performance.
Man says to his wife, ‘‘ Let me take a picture of your
breasts, than I can always look at them.’’
Wife told, ‘‘Let me take a picture of you penis, I will
have it enlarged.’’
Today, in style are small cars, watches, skirts and
mobile-phones… It will come the time when SMALL
PENIS will be in style, and then you will be the man!!!
What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins
with a ‘C’ ends with a ‘T’ and has ‘U’ and ‘N’ in the
middle? Answer: ‘COCONUT’.
How do you keep 4 blondes entertained in a bar?
Turn the bar stool upside down.
When I’m dead and in my grave, no more pussy I will
crave. And upon my headstone will be seen, here lies
the bones of a f**king machine.
Man1: My wife is obsess with cars. While asleep, she
holds my bird & say ‘Ferari, Porsche…’
Man2: Mine is worst, she puts my bird inside her &
say ‘Full Tank pls.’
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Most poems ryhm, but this one doesn’t…
What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
*NEWS FLASH* Snow white had been chucked out of
Disney Land. She was reported 2 have pulled up her
skirt, sat on Pinnochio’s face and shouted, ‘‘LIE,
BASTARD LIE.’’
I really, deeply wish dat u r here with me in my room,
on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover
together… 2 show u my… new watch dat glow in the
dark.
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and
creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out,
up and down… Can’t wait to brush my teeth.
Cows can’t fly!
I’d ride u sitting, I’d ride u lying.
If u were a bird I’d ride u flying. And when ur dead
and long forgotten I’ll dig u up and ride u rotten.
This is Virus: Phone Locked Phone Locked Phone
Locked Phone Locked Phone Locked…….Hehe!
NERVOUS?
Don’t drink water… Fish fuck in it!
I don’t love. I don’t care. I just married a millionair.
And if he dies I don’t cry, I just fuck another.
5 differences between Turkish & ET: ET looked
better, ET learned English, ET came alone, ET had his
own bike and wanted to go home!
Luv me tender, luv me sweet, rap ur lips around my
meat, watch & smile, watch me grin, watch the cum
drip down my chin!
Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right
now….. sorry, I will leave, I can’t find a brain.
Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
Elvis is dead and I don’t feel so good myself.
Little birdy in the sky, dropped a poepie in my eye. I
don’t scream. I don’t cry. I thank the lord that cow’s
can’t fly!
I met a boy in the states. I give him my heart, he gave
me aids.
